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Humanality

When an animal sexually assaults and fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is legal.
Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?

Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?

Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!

Jill: What if it comes inside me?

Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!

Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!

Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.

Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.

Jack: OK, here they come!

Jill: THEY?

Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.
by xSelectivex July 3, 2011
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cesspool of humanity

The comments on almost any YouTube video.
Look at those comments--they're practically the cesspool of humanity.
by timeee May 15, 2011
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Last Days of Humanity

Probably the most brutal band that ever existed. HARD GOREGRIND!!!!!
Last Days of Humanity makes Cannibal Corpse look like a silly little rock band.
by Mefisto December 28, 2008
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Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity is the best party game ever!
by EatShit95 June 30, 2018
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Cards Against Humanity

The game that will make you feel as if you have no morals and then it will continue to make you feel moral-less because you want to keep playing it.
Friend: "I want to do something bad that I know is bad but enjoy anyways."

Other friend: "Cards Against Humanity, bitch."
by thewadofpaper July 31, 2014
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habitrail for humanity

Enclosed skywalks between office buildings, as seen in downtown areas. Based upon the visual similarity with hamster habitrail tubes. Often shortened to simply "habitrail."
It's raining; let's take the habitrail to the restaurant
by Rod March 2, 2005
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Humanity

1: the living end.
2: a walking disease.
3: beyond good and evil.
4: the flesh that never rests.
"My hatred for humanity has reached an all time high."
The Berzerker - February
by Nagiroth August 12, 2005
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