Hurker

A large backyard bonfire, typically surrounded by family, friends and libations.

SAVE THE DATE

This coming Friday, the 19th, Gary n Robin will be in town. They are staying at Steve's Thu and Fri night.

There will be a Kratz Hurker starting at dusk.

by Head Krate July 14, 2019

ched hucker

A ched hucker is a baseball player who throws super fast

Damn MVP is a ched hucker

by Tyroli smoochie-Wallace March 11, 2015

Huber Hanglider

To dangle precariously on the edge of a couch or table while having your partner place your testicles in their mouth and holding on tight while you jump across the room. Can result in extreme pleasure or a torn sac, perhaps both.

Womp had his new girl Oprah give him the Huber Hanglider while dangling on Becky's new ottoman.

by Senor Musk October 27, 2006

Monkey Hucker

n. One who makes rapid fire, outlandish declarations as a statement of fact. Typically a low IQ individual who has zero self awareness to the absurdity of their statements. In the slim chance that one of their several thousand proclamations actually come to pass, they suffer severe elbow tendonitis from slapping their own back. They spew so much shit, it is akin to a monkey shitting in their hand and hucking it around with reckless abandon.

This monkey hucker called the Suns to win the championship with a sweep, the Lions to make the playoffs, and the Pats to go to the Super bowl w/o Brady

by REDJGPW May 24, 2022

Humera

A kind lady who loves her children. Humera loves to make her children annoyed. She loves twins,she would go anywhere with them. Humera is good at giving people advice.

Oh hey Humera! Thanks for the advice!

by Namefinder67 September 6, 2019

Hubertus

Bavarian origin, he is the Protector of the hunters for the German speaking people. A Hubertus is known to be tall, handsome and dark haired. Also, a very kind person in nature. Due to his origin, he is an expert with weapons and a superb Marksman. If you ever find yourself in a bad situation (like a bank robbery) you will be blessed when a Hubertus is close. When approached by a Hubertus, let him know you come in peace. Say; „Hubertus, thank you for your service“ then lead him to some beautiful girls because he is a protector.

Ashley: Yesterday I met a Hubertus!
Katharine: Damn girl, you got yourself a fine ass protector!

by ElGobo January 19, 2019

Hiker's Curse

Hiker's Curse is a condition of burning in the butt region usually caused from inadequate wiping after a bowel movement.

I've got a bad case of Hiker's Curse.

by Click Spring December 14, 2017