Hungarian Herpe Bagels

A traditional and delicious treat coming to your breakfast plate straight out of Central Europe. An HHB is created by smothering a bagel of your choosing with herb-infused goat cheese, lox, fresh herpes and just a sprinkle of cock. Feel free to throw in some minced tomatoes to subdue that pungent Hungarian herpe flavor we're all too familiar with.

Greg: Dude im starving

Tommy: Don't worry Greggy, Tommy gonna make you hungarian herpe bagels!

Greg: You don't know dick about making breakfast

Tommy: Tommy great chef! Tommys guests always come back for seconds!

by SoggyBottoms11 November 26, 2011

hung like a horse

A phrase used to describe a man with a large, equine-like penis.

Damn! You're, hung like a horse!

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003

Hungarian barstool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian barstool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian barstools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian barstools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian barstool before you leave?

by feldermaus January 14, 2009

Hungarian switch

Something you shouldn't look up on urban dictionary

Person 1: it's time for the Hungarian switch
Person 2: I am going to boil you alive

by Pooman69420 December 22, 2022

Glut Hung

A temporary malfunction or fault of equipment.

My phone is glut hung, I cant see any messages.

by Dleph April 10, 2015

e-hung

Exhibiting an egotistical attitude in online settings. Boastful and vain, especially as a participant in interactive video games and discussion boards. Brandishing a sizable e-peen.

Moose is down-to-earth in real life, but he is totally e-hung on the forums.

by jfl5 March 14, 2012

Tounge hung

Having a large tounge for sexual uses.

Gene Simmons is very tounge hung. Tounge like a cow, makes you go WOW!

by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016