Hubert

An Absolute Dickhead With No Money No Girls. The Only Thing He Has Are Spanx Knickers.

"Look! Its A Wild Hubert With His Spanx On!!!" Said Mikolaj The Legit Polish Gangstar

Hubert Is The Best Man On This BLOODY Island!!!

Loook Its The Hubert I Saw Last Night!!!

Why Wont This Verify!?!??!

by The Legit Polish Gangstar Miko April 22, 2018

Hubert

the most boring, neutral, banal person and name ever created. You cannot moan Hubert

"Hubert, the most boring, banal name ever created"
-Shakespere 2021

by Shakespere's Dictionary June 6, 2021

Hubert

The word "Hubert" is used most of the time, to describe a fat/chubby Koala Bear, it is mainly used in Australia by farmers, to informally talk about if the Koala Bear is getting fed too much. Koala Bears are usually left by themselves when they are young therefore have to survive by themselves. This causes them to become extremely lazy and over weight.

That's a bit of a hubert, isn't it?

by TheCrazzzyyChimppp October 28, 2017

Hubert

The kind of guy who steals free samples from Sams Club. The guy who has an animal on top of his head. He looks like someone from the last air-bender.

Hubert is a facking retard

by I.Spit.Bars April 24, 2017

Hubert

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Hubert is a bald grown man who loves to take and mingle little kids aged 5-9

Hubert owns a a pedovan with blacked out windows

“Fuck boys run it’s hubert”

by Ryan Haustein August 6, 2018

Hubert

He is a snake who doesn’t get enough of his loved ones he usually takes jokes to seriously it gets out of hand after Hubert is someone you can’t trust

Ben: is that Hubert

Khaleel: that kid Is such a nerd I heard he can’t take a joke

by Jeffery was great January 23, 2020

Hubert

A male name who has a weird sexual orientation

Hubert is a nice guy, but he is giving me the dirty looks

by Nickflixx November 23, 2021