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One who cooks better than your mother, maintains her family and home , shoots guns, drinks beer and/or liquor like a man, doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks and she’ll bust a bitch right in the snot box if she lets her shotgun gun mouth override her BB ass. She refuses to listen to the words can’t, won’t, don’t, stop. If you say those words to her than chances are she will do it and take photos.
That woman is a feral housewife. Don’t go over there messing with her or her kids because she will stomp a mud hole in your ass and walk a dry.
by EF around and find out June 6, 2022
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omg look at pam over their. her ass looks like a shelf and shes divorced. she must be a Runescape housewife!!
by truthtellerr July 28, 2009
Get the Runescape housewife mug.A television show that features 5 middle aged women that are constantly clashing with one another. 4 of the 5 cast mates are related while the 1 was a stripper and ex-convict.
Teresa Giudice - Really dimwitted Italian woman
Jacqueline Laurita - Only normal woman on the show.
Caroline Manzo - Takes her family values to the extreme.
Dina Manzo - Carolines sister in law, two face.
Danielle Staub - The whole show's front story.
Teresa Giudice - Really dimwitted Italian woman
Jacqueline Laurita - Only normal woman on the show.
Caroline Manzo - Takes her family values to the extreme.
Dina Manzo - Carolines sister in law, two face.
Danielle Staub - The whole show's front story.
Typical dialog in a "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" episode
Teresa: Dina, did you hear about Danielle being a prostitution whore in the 80's?
Dina: Yes, and I have read the book and will deny it in future episodes.
Teresa: Dina, did you hear about Danielle being a prostitution whore in the 80's?
Dina: Yes, and I have read the book and will deny it in future episodes.
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"My favorite houseism is when Stacy asks House what secrets he has and he loudly retorts, 'I'm gay!'"
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