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Hutchencide

Also known as Auto-masturbassassination, Hutchencide occurs when someone in the public light ends their own life by choking themselves while masturbating. The distinction is that they leaves clues indicating only that it was suicide (e.g., a note "God, this life sucks the fat one sicwithout a grocery store nearby. Eggs and lunchmeat.")
The Senator didn't hang himself, though that is what it looked like to investigators. It was Hutchencide.
by mobeter3 June 9, 2009
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Hailey Hotchner

Yo, did you watch the episode of Criminal Minds where Hailey Hotchner dies??
by hehHEHEheheHEEhehe March 9, 2022
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Hutchens

These are some of the kindest sweetest people you’ll ever meet. They’ll try their hardest to make you feel welcome. They’re extremely breath taking and beautiful in every way. Even their flaws will seem so desirable to you. Everything they do will be done for a reason, and no matter where you go you can always count on them to be there by your side.
“Hutchens are so breath taking it’s incredible
by Cody11<3 January 17, 2018
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hotchesting

an intricate part of a hangover when your chest is giving off heat for hours on end. Sometimes accompanied by headache, nausea, dizziness, dry mouth,exhaustion.
my hangover has officially started because I'm hotchesting.
by beefsister March 6, 2009
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hotching

1) Ugly, to the point of distraction, mainly used to describe women.

2) Disgusting, stinking or Minging

Often used to describe the ugliest of women, the ones where even a great personality won't save them. Hotching women tend to own several cats, they see them as their "children", you have been warned!!!
1) "That lass you pulled last night was hotching!"
2) "Tell me about it, one her cats even shat in my shoe, she was a stinking swamp donkey!"
by Lambardo September 24, 2006
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Houchen

The best at everything and massive cock sizes. If you name is Logan with this last name you are just out of this world awesome.
Logan is a Houchen
by Houchen March 26, 2021
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hutchens

Most commonly known or refered to as a rat.
You're such a hutchens
by hollywood35 January 3, 2011
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