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Alabama Hot Air Balloon 

When you and a female are naked, she is on top and giving you a back massage and her pussy is directly above your ass and then you fart
Bro I got a back massage from that whore jessica and gave her am Alabama Hot Air Balloon

Chinese Hot Air Balloon 

When member of the preferred sex provides a hand job to the point of orgasm, and the male receiving the deed cums and farts simultaneously, this is known as a Chinese Hot Air Balloon
Dude, I had some panda express, and then hooked up with lo wang, she made me have a Chinese hot air balloon!

Denver Hot Air Balloon 

When you take a piece of chewing gum and blow a bubble inside your girl's love hole.
Frankie was chewing a piece of Big Red when he went down on his girl, so he decided to give her a Denver Hot Air Balloon.

Turkish Hot Air Balloon

After having anal sex with a woman, a man proceeds to go down on her asshole and blow into it. If she farts it back into his mouth/face before he can move, it is called the Turkish Hot Air Balloon
Guy 1: Hey I heard you got with that little chica last night!
Guy 2: Dude that fuckin' bitch....
Guy 1: What?!
Guy 2: I went to toss her salad after we fucked, she gave me a Turkish Hot Air Balloon!
Guy 1: I'm not sharing that cigarette with you

hot air balloon 

1. A sexually act in which a man stands slightly bent over with a woman kneeling behind him. She will purse her lips tightly around his anus. She then tugs on his flaccid member from between his legs as he releases a preferably hot fart in her mouth, thus expanding her cheeks much like that of a hot air balloon. Aviator goggles and scarf are optional.
Friend #1: I was able to talk Nichole into letting me give her a hot air balloon last night.

Friend #2: I don't know what that is, but it sounds fucking sick.

Mississippi Hot Air Balloon 

When you insert a large balloon into a womans vagina and proceed to fill it with a portable helium pump until the balloon pops. The vagina will be full of helium until the woman can hold it in no longer and lets out a colossal queef. As she is queefing you hold a lighter in front of her vagina and the flammable helium erupting from the vagina ignites and creates a makeshift flamethrower!!!
Chad: DUDE! what happened to your eyebrows????

Kip: Well.... Alyssa wanted me to do a Mississippi Hot Air Balloon on her last night and it didn't go too well