Dead horse's ass

saying that means what you are asking for is absolutely not going to happen.

When somebody asks for something that you're not going to give them or do for them, your response is "Sorry, but I'd say you're looking up a dead horse's ass"

by wlp1971sept May 25, 2009

Bucket of horse ass

When you get the bad end of a deal.

"damn dude I got a bucket of horse ass!"

by Panda King February 7, 2015

horses ass (horsespatut)

a person that consistently does foolish or stupid things. An irrational person that makes little or no sense. Obnoxious person

He was the biggest horsesass I have ever seen.

by Gary Gonzales September 1, 2005

inspector horse's ass

(1) name for a moronic policeman. Also captain horse's ass or officer horse's ass.
(2) refers to silly ass movie and cartoon character also known as inspector gadget

by Bob Jr. October 26, 2003

Horse's Niggers Ass

Even worse than being called a Horse's Ass because you get the middle word added, one of the worst things you can be called no doubt

Person 1: Dude your a jew!
Person 2: Screw you, your a Horse's Niggers Ass!!
Person 1: No comment...(usually leaves people speechless)

by conmanxtreme July 7, 2011

jerking off a whole assing horse

u take the pp of horse and suck it.

jerking off a whole assing horse is fun. i do it in my spare time.

by unteched March 20, 2021

Chinese Horse Ass Games

a scam whereby the perpetrator avoids honest patterns of behavior by having you run back and forth to them, calling them out on bullshit, or running around in circles in a general manner, always to return to the source, which perpetuates your cycle of having to avoid them, and go or do some other task which does not produce a desired result.

you told me three days ago to talk to our friend about that, and he said its your problem, now quit playing chinese horse ass games and fix it.

by Trogdor420 July 21, 2023