Hoopsnake

To attempt to perform fellatio on ones self.

"Steve was too drunk to play guitar so the band told him they were not going to pay him unless he entertained the crowd. He went up and attempted to hoopsnake on the stage".

by Monkeyfuss July 12, 2012

hoopstash

-The area where there's just all hair and asscrack.

-Also used to compare a flaming person with a large supply of feggi on hand.

omg, Jimmy walked into celebrities so fast... his hoopstash is gonna be ringing tonight boyee!

by shakes November 16, 2004

HoopSwag

An incredible display of prowess on either the basketball court or in daily life.

Jen: He just scored another 3 pointer!
Dave: He's got some mad HoopSwag!

by AwesomeWalrus May 30, 2012

hoopshart

when your playing basketball and you shart when you shoot

you are playing basketball with your friends and you run to shoot the ball and while your shooting you shart which would be called a hoopshart.

by mclivisawewome December 25, 2010

hoopsta

Like happy but with a dash of social anxiety

Friend 1: hoopsta birthday
F 2: thanks:)

by Gg7719p1Q July 13, 2019