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Hoonered

Hoonered
I have drunk so much I am hoonered
by Smilerk April 8, 2023
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Hooner

When you elbow someone else's stomach while you jerk off
Do you want a hooner?
by IsAiAh_LoVe69 January 12, 2019
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Hooner

When you can’t say dick cause your mother/father will beat your ass
I’m gonna grab your hooner and pull it over your head
by Josh Newman May 21, 2018
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Hooner

Taking an L, doing/saying something extremely stupid or unpopular.
My friend thinks tits are better than ass, he’s having a hooner.
by legs that happen to be long August 21, 2022
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Hooner

A music track that is renowned for being terrible but provides novelty and entertainment because its so bad that it’s actually good!
Easy geez, you heard Darius - Colourblind? ‘Yeah course mate, it’s an absolute hooner!’
by s_q15 April 14, 2022
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