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Hoodwinked

When a store clerk deceives one into purchasing an overly expensive item. The said price is unknown to the customer and there fore they have been tricked
That clerk at Lush hoodwinked me into buying some expensive soap.
by Matt S. Wrong June 2, 2013
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hoodwink

(hood*wink) <verb> 1. to wink and nod as in offer & acceptance 2. to offer valueless goods, services, or other well meaning but otherwise empty promises <noun> 1. how folks in the hood do business without currency 2. a scam; in some cases harmless, but always with full knowledge <adjective> 3. by any means necessary
She wanted to use his car, so hoodwinked him to believe she'd hangout with him after running her errands.
by subtlesteel July 12, 2010
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Hookwinked

When you are waiting for a phone call from one person at a specified time and another person calls you by mistake.
I was expecting my girlfriend's call, but my wife hookwinked my phone.
by Hookwinkerookwinker July 12, 2016
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Hoodwinked

Getting tricked into unprotected sex by a man with an uncircumcised penis.
The doctor said "theres nothing wrong here he is just uncircumcised". She replied "I thought that was a strange looking condom!" The Doctor replied "Yup, you just got hoodwinked!"
by Stelow January 18, 2011
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Hoodwinked

When the man pulls out and cums into the hood of the girls jacket, and pulls it over her head.
Jeff hoodwinked his girlfriend last night.
by singlepriest128 June 29, 2011
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Hoodwink Ho

A women who appears naturally beautiful but you soon realized everything is fake and she starts showing her true self (reference scene from the cinematic masterpiece "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"). A Hoodwink Ho typically uses more than 5 beauty enhancing products at a time.....hair extensions, false lashes, padded bra, lip filler, botox, etc....
That bitch peeled off her hair, lashes, and body parts last night. She was a damn Hoodwink Ho.
by everythingsalie February 24, 2023
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hooddink

a term used to insult somebody if they did something you didn't like.
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