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memory hoarder

when one hoards/keeps unnecessary things just for its nostalgic purpose.
Bill: Really John, you kept a homework assignment from the 5th grade? Get a life, you're 35 you memory hoarder!
by wordman234 May 25, 2011
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Goo hoarding

When girls hoard large amounts of shampoos, nail polishes, lip-glosses, and general goo-esq. makeups. (Founded by Jenna Marbles' on screen boyfriend Max in the "What I dont understand about girls" episode.
Jenna Marbles is a self admitted "Goo hoarder" in that she is often found Goo Hoarding, especially in her purse.

"Oh man her purse is so full of uselss lipglosses"
"Yeah shes really goo hoarding"
by fowcuealrusnf7 November 11, 2012
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howard schultz

The current CEO of Starbucks and also the asshole who sold the Seattle Supersonics to someone from Oaklahoma City.
Man: Did you here about Howard Schultz, he sold the Sonics and they moved them to Oaklahoma City

Man 2: Great, that asshole just robbed my kids childhood of basketball in the North West.
by Diiesel August 22, 2011
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Hoardiculture

Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.
While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.
by rapunzabel October 3, 2016
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William Howard Taft

William Howard Taft was thicc.
by TH47 June 1, 2018
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Sir Louis John Howard

Sir Louis John Howard was a pioneer at inserting large objects into his wide, dirty anus. Some would describe him as the 'Human Elastic Band'.
Person 1 : "Have you heard of Sir Louis John Howard?"
Person 2 : "No?"
Person 1 : "Search him up, his research into anal penetration will change the way you think of the human anatomy and physiology"
by Dr. Pedro Shumway December 2, 2021
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people hoarder

A person who maintains relationships with shitty people for the sake of keeping around as many people as possible.
Mike, why do you hang out with people you don't like??
Sorry Lyn, I'm a people hoarder!
by mvolfman October 4, 2010
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