Old Swinford Hospital

Old Swinford hospital is a shitty money loving boarding school in the slap bang piss no where in West Midlands, The boarding houses has the worst vaping facilities apart from foster house toilets where everyone has a personal toilet with a smoke dispenser and the stone block toilet where all the dodgy deals happen. Vapes and drugs here are highly overpriced here, a smok novo can set you back 25£, 3.5g of bud can be up to 45 and a gram of coke can be as much as a whopping 60£. Dr sahni doesn’t pay tax, Mr Eastwood is lost, Mr Pardoe thinks he is a gangster, Mr macdonald-smith was bullied as a child and Mr Taylor is a jobless neek.

If you want to scam a bunch of jobless snobs, go to old Swinford hospital

by mrtaylorisacretin May 10, 2021

mental hospital

A place to make sure you don't kill yourself for a few days

Yeah i had to go to a mental hospital because i tried to kill myself

by ...sad... November 19, 2017

Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital

Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital is a full-service poop medical facility, located in Branford, CT . The professional and courteous staff at Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital seeks to provide the best possible medical care, surgical care and dental care for their highly-valued poops. They are committed to promoting responsible poop ownership,by education and example and quality preventative health care for their clients' poops and turds. Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital strives to offer excellence in Poopinary care to Branford, CT and surrounding areas.

My shart has been pooping blloody diarrhea for 7 days! I better call Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital and make an appointment with Dr. Farter right away!

by Penisnipples December 27, 2010

Hospital Thug

A male who works in a hospital that carries himself in a thug-like manner. He smells like the essence of mystery. Everyone is nice to him because they fear that outside of work he might be a super gangster. Most of the time. They're right...

Jefferson James Junior the 2nd: "Hey dude, check it out its Zac Shoelace.."
Gunther: "Is it true that hes a thug outside of work?"
Jefferson James Junior the 2nd: "No gunther, Hes not just a thug you little dipshit! Hes a hospital thug....shit man...A hospital thug is the rarest most badass kinds of thug, you should be thankful youve spotted one! Many people search their whole lives trying to track one down. You disgust me."

by chelseason September 24, 2012

Fairfield Hills Hospital

Mental Hospital located in Newtown, Connecticut which closed in 1995. It includes over 50 large brick buildings located on over 100 acres with underground tunnels connecting the buildings. Loaded with cops because of the people who try to sneak in. Extremely haunted, with a large number of deaths due to 'unknown causes'

Jess: We should sneak into Fairfield Hills Hospital

John: Yeah, lets go..

Norm: Hellz Nah bro's, there's still bodies in there and the po po is swarmin the place

by j3ssme0w December 28, 2009

mexican hospital

A bathtub filled with ice.

dude 1: What happened to Steve after the party last night, he was so wasted.

dude 2: Didn't you hear, he woke up in a mexican hospital with one of his kidneys missing.

by Bitch Puddin' April 26, 2011

Hospitility

The blend of hospitality and hostility exhibited by most long-time servers in a restaurant. Also known as the art of telling someone to fuck off in a way where they look forward to the trip.

If you're gonna work here, you're going to have to learn hospitility. If not, the extra ranch crowd will eat you alive.

by Server Memes January 6, 2016