Hotness Detector

A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.

"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."

by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009

arse-holiness

When someone is such an extreme arsehole, that other arseholes are compelled to worship their greatness

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

hoeness

1. a characteristic commonly shown in a "hoe".

2. a state of mind leading to the pulling of hoe moves

3. the way of a "hoe"

(f.y.i.= hoeness can also lead to HOE Business)

ex1
"You a "hoe" for tripping me in front of all of those people. I hope your hoeness gets you in trouble with random politicians...wudahoe."

ex2
"Lol...you actually decided to go up to a random baby, NOT to smile at it, but to take his candy. You a "hoe"!!!!! How can somebody be so full of hoeness?"

by a man of hoeish ways April 18, 2008

Internet hotness conversion factor

The process of using incorrect but more attractive stats on a dating profile in order to get more hits. This phrase was used by Lester on NBC's TV series, Chuck (Episode 214, "Chuck Versus the Suburbs"). The concept can also be seen in Brad Paisley's hit song "Online".

I'm 5'4" and weigh 425 pounds... but you should see the hits I get on eHarmony. With the internet hotness conversion factor, I'm now 6'5" and I have abs of steel.

by JessLewis March 17, 2009

Binary Scale of Hotness

Different from the classic 1 to 10 scale of rating women, or the ever popular 1 to 3 scale, the binary system is a simple choice of yes or no.

The Binary System is best used when one is on a dry streak and looking to get drunk and get laid... not necessarily in that order.

There are only two choices in the binary scale: 1. Yes, I'll fuck her, or 2. No, keep that skank away.

"Dude, I am pretty fucked up, so I am switching to the Binary Scale of Hotness"
"Alright man, go get your dick wet!"

by Alpha Nude Omega November 27, 2009

Hotness Hypnosis Ignorance

(n); When one is fully aware that they are overlooking the serious flaws in their partner's personality because he/she is so physically attractive, yet continues to willingly remain under their trance.

Adam suffers from Hotness Hypnosis Ignorance; he is aware that he is overlooking the serious flaws in Eve's psycho personality, and continues dating her because of her smokin' hot bod.

by lyssaloo June 30, 2009

hotness glare

the glare that guys/girls get when looking at some nice person for the first time, that usually stops you from looking at them for longer than 1-2 seconds. usually takes repeated interaction with the person to get used to the glare, allowing you to be more comfortable around them

guy: yo dude did u see that nice hunny in our science class?
other guy: yeah but only for a second. Have to get used to her hotness glare before talking to her properly.

by jackster1287 September 23, 2010