hollister

It is a deceptive marketing campaign made by none other than the clothing store based on a town that has nothing to do with surfing. If it was santa cruz then yes that is a surf town. The real hollister is a cow town in the middle of nowhere where people do their surfing on ponds. The population consists of latinos and anglos who have nothing else to do but cow tip. Please do not buy this product. This Hollister campaign is spread like wildfire throughout the nation even though there is a simple tool called mapquest and find out that hollister is NOT on the coast.

Anyone who either wears hollister in or near the hollister area thanks for the laughs you are being conned and duped...
-Is that hollister?
yes
-What is hollister?
I heard it is a surf town.
-Go to mapquest check it out and see that Hollister is NOT a surftown, I've been there it is nothing but cows.
Ok I will check it out...
by orderofchaos January 17, 2008
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hollister

a stupid store that caters to anorexic caucasian males and females with no personality. this store features loud obnoxious blaring music and pissy employees that are not in the least bit attractive, but swear to god theyre orlando bloom and kate moss.
oh-em-gee, are you gonna like come to hollister with me today?
like i totally lovee that $50 vintage top i saw.. plus i wanna go see that dreamy dressing room ttendent guy *stupid tone of voice.*
by lolololxfadoodles March 5, 2009
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hollister

a nice clothing store. has clothes that look very similar to abercrombie's but way cheaper!
omg! look at my new shirt and pants i got it from hollister. they kinda look like the outfits i got from abercromie. but this outfit was cheaper! maybe i should start shopping at hollister from now on. WHOO HOO! I LOVE HOLLISTER!
by mariah May 13, 2005
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hollister

A place the creepy preppy people that think they're tough go to buy pre ripped jeans for $60.
FYI: rips come from natural wear and tear not scissors.
and dont try to convince people that they ripped when the hole in in the middle of your shin.
OMG i totally like bought these ripped jeans at like Hollister and like my daddy totally wouldn't buy them so i was like a rebel and like took his credit card. I'm like so tough.
by weirdgothchick April 15, 2007
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hollister

a dark store that you can smell 50ft. away. kind of expensive...some teens who get brainwahed and peer-pressured by peers in school go beg their parents to go there even though the parents have bills to pay, they end up spending 80 dollars and think they done something so great. then they get laughed at because they only have like 2 or 3 shirts.
DUMB GIRL: hey guys
POPULAR KIDS: (dryly) oh hey.
ONE OF THE POPULAR GIRLS: what the hell are you wearing? is that hollister? wow all year you've been wearing WETSEAL AND WAL-MART.
DUMB GIRL: (go home) MOM, i knew i should just went to walmart, i could of had 8 shirts!
by FASHNPRINCESS15 October 14, 2009
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hollister

A cute, trendy store that is OWNED BY Abercrombie and Fitch. It is not an "offshot" of said store, but is owned by it. Those who claim that Hollister is a wannabe A&F store need to check their sources, and need to learn to research before sounding like idiots and dissing something they know nothing about.
Also, Hollister as well as Abercrombie clothes are both comfortable and of extremely high quality, therefore bringing the higher prices (in Abercrombie, that is, Hollister is less expensive). It is business code to highten the prices when the quality goes up, which is why a shirt from WalMart becomes destroyed two weeks after buying due to its lack of good quality. Good quality = higher prices. Its not rocket science.
Person A: "Hey, I like your shirt, whered you get it?"
Person B: "Oh, thanks, I got it from ____ (Abercrombie and Fitch/Hollister)"
Person A: "Oh, their stuff is such crap. Stupid, too small clothes, and way too high priced."
Person B: "Really? Thats odd, seeing as I've had this shirt for about three years, and its just as nice as when I bought it. They have very high quality clothes, hence the higher price range."
by Mauraaa February 6, 2007
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hollister

hollister is just a clothing store with beach-inspired clothes and a small eagle somewhere on their products. seriously, there's nothing wrong with it
let's shop at hollister!
by random.sweet September 15, 2005
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