A joke that it's intent is to make one laugh so great that it becomes a horrible joke. In other words,that akward long silence joke.
by CanadianCredit April 9, 2011
Get the Hokesmug. The art of taking an absolutely ridiculously massive toke from someone else's joint after asking someone for a hit. Done so the person hoking gets as much weed as possible.
Dude #1: 'Hey man can I have a toke of your Joint?'
Dude #2: 'Sure man, here'
*Dude #1 takes an unnecessarily massive hit because he's a theiving asshole*
Dude #2: 'Hey man stop hoking it you chucklefuck, it's not your weed'
Dude #2: 'Sure man, here'
*Dude #1 takes an unnecessarily massive hit because he's a theiving asshole*
Dude #2: 'Hey man stop hoking it you chucklefuck, it's not your weed'
by Chucklefuck May 1, 2016
Get the hokingmug. Somone that is so full of him/her-self that they think that everything that they do is the best and if somone does it differently or opposite then they are a loser.
person1: I like PC better than mac what do you think?
person2 (the hoke): I like mac way better and anyone who thinks PC is better is a loser so you are a loser.
person2 (the hoke): I like mac way better and anyone who thinks PC is better is a loser so you are a loser.
by notaginger03 November 10, 2011
Get the Hokemug. When a Male/Female enters the vagina with there finger,more affectionately known as fingering.(Gut hoking)
by brolly109 November 13, 2009
Get the hoking the gutsmug. A brown hair, semi chubby, over sarcastic young boy. A Hoke is always into girls way out of his league and with their names starting with C. He always sees the glass as half empty instead of full. Hoke has his days where he is nice and sometimes sweet. But other days he just won't stop complaining and will just be a ass hole to everyone. Over all a Hoke is always interesting to have around.
by Jacknthebeamstock November 12, 2011
Get the Hokemug. Head football coach for the University of Michigan. He is known for his excessive eating habits, giant gut, and type 2 diabetes.
Guy 1: Did you hear the exciting news about Brady Hoke?
Guy 2: No, I'm guessing he lost to Michigan State again.
Guy 3: Well that will happen in a few months, but he is actually going to be on the next season of "The Biggest Loser"
Guy 4: Good for him. I will be proud of him if he can somehow get below the 500 pound mark.
Guy 2: No, I'm guessing he lost to Michigan State again.
Guy 3: Well that will happen in a few months, but he is actually going to be on the next season of "The Biggest Loser"
Guy 4: Good for him. I will be proud of him if he can somehow get below the 500 pound mark.
by Brady Hoke's Mom April 11, 2012
Get the Brady Hokemug. The city in Alabama where everyone is dating and related. I met my second cousin there. Today, we're getting married.
by YintheOrigami October 9, 2017
Get the Hokes Bluffmug.