Hoink

A sound made while pinching someone's bum when they are not expecting it. Each pinch is worth a hoink.

Watch me pinch Katy's Bum as she stands in line for a hot dog... Hoink hoink hoinkkkkkk (that's two good pinches and one handful pinch)

by Krazy Kwueen May 1, 2015

Ya Hoink

A saying for nerds, losers and faggots that only talk about homework, or in other people's homes trying to steal and crash PS3's

Tiny Tim, Phil, Ya hoink!

by muniupa December 31, 2009

hoine

Though no one has been able to ultimately pin down the exact meaning, a hoine can be staged to sell.

The term gave birth to the "Hoine Hop," a dance move in which one jumps enthusiastically by placing both hands on a counter surface and then repeatedly pushing upward in a jumping manner.

We'll stage your hoine to sell!

by Goldmine2011 July 31, 2011

Hoenheim

Hoenheim Elric, aka "Hoenheim of Light"

Character from the anime series Full Metal Alchemist. The kind, but neglectful father of series heroes Edward and Alphonse. A 400-year-old master alchemist who left his family years ago so they wouldn't need to see his ancient body deteriorate.

"Sorry to bother you...but I seem to have misplaced my house."

-Hoenheim

by Nallcat May 8, 2005

hoish

acting like a hoe; one who gets around

Julie acts hoish because she comes knocking on many guys doors looking for a late night hookup.

by SHIFFMAN October 23, 2006

Hoing through the motions

When you’re a hoe but you’re also depressed about being a hoe

Regina smashes a lot of dudes but ever since she caught feelings for Jake and he just wanted to hook up she’s just been hoing through the motions.

by Finchy fresh May 3, 2019

hoinger

A euphemism for the male genetalia.

"His hoinger remained flaccid and unused due to the lack of attractive females"

by Mike Smith February 28, 2004