hobjob

When a person hobbles around giving a blowjob.

Lady Gaga is great at giving hobjobs!

by Jackie Crab August 19, 2009

Hopjob

When you give a handjob and at least one person is drinking beer

“Hey, can you give me a hopjob? I just cracked a beer”

by BritneyHopjob July 22, 2018

hojobay

A code word for ‘swear to god’ or a way to garentee something is true. If one lies their hojobay, then they cannot never use it again and must move down to hoobie joobie

Cain: Hojobay Gibby can’t eat 69 wings
*Gibby eats 69 wings*
Cain: Darn! I lost my hojobay! Now I have to use hoobie joobie.

by Nickr625 March 6, 2019

Hoejob

A woman who does the whole works.

That woman on the corner does $20 for a hoejob."

by Jebus Flippin Christ April 26, 2010

Dirty Hogoboom

When you take a mexican's ipod and shove it in his ass and give him a dirty schanez with it.

Dude I gave that mexican a dirty Hogoboom last night.

by John McQueep December 7, 2006

Hojob

hō-jôb / verb. The act of actually acting like a ho with your mutual friends or complete strangers. Not to be confused with ho-bag.

Ever since Jon left Kate he's been doing a real hojob in the tabloids.

by Koishononono September 8, 2010

Hugjob

A hug that is so intense and sexual, it expresses the feelings to bone.

Dude, did you see that. Huge hugjob. She is so keen!

by Woowis Wands May 28, 2011