Hega Dedrip

The wife of Sussus Amogus.

Hega Amogus (née Hega Dedrip)

by Canid-Kaiba March 20, 2021

Hoedashians

A group of sexy bad ass bitches who are out of fucks to give. They are a huge family who marries their daughters. But like like I said they are out of fucks to give

"Don't fuck with the Hoedashians, they ain't afraid to cut a bitch."

by Badass bitchhhhhhhhhhh June 3, 2016

Hoegaarden

An exquisite Belgian wheat beer, cloudy and pale in color (referred to as white ale) with a smooth, interesting taste. Hoegaarden is hinted with coriander and orange peel, which give it its distinct flavor. According to Hoegaarden tradition, it must be drank from a hexagonal glass and finished in 3 gulps. If not finished in 3 gulps, Odin himself will personally come down from Asgard and rip out one of your friends' eyes with his bare hands.

There is no compromising the fact that Hoegaarden is the greatest beer in the world. Everybody should know it and drink it whenever possible. If you don't, then you, sir, are an idiot.

Emilio: What are you drinking?

Raj: Miller Lite.

(Thor enters the room and throws his hammer, Mjolnir, into Raj's face, ending his life.)

Emilio: Shoulda had a Hoegaarden, idiot.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 4, 2007

Hoejabi

A Muslim girl who wears the hijab, but does not properly act like a hijabi/is not religious. i.e. drinks, has boyfriends, swears, wears tight clothes, etc.

Person 1: Did you see Sarah making out with Mark last night?
Person 2: Yeah, her dad would freak if he found out. She's such a hoejabi.

by thathandleisinuse March 12, 2017

Hoebagel

a hoe/slut/whore/hooker whos legs are constantly spread open all the time that theres an ever present hole, like there is in a bagel.

Man look at that girl she is such a hoebagel, sleeping with all those men. It's like her legs are never closed

by Always Laughing January 1, 2011

Rachel Hoejack

Someone who doesn't know how to be in a relationship but is extremely manipulative and mentally unstable and only knows how to cheat on you.

"Bro I heard that girl cheated on her boyfriend and told him she doesn't think having sex with someone else is cheating."
"Yeah man, she's Rachel Hoejack."
"Wack. I'm gonna stay away from that one."

by thetruthspeakerspeaks August 23, 2019

Hegarty Maths

A website for learning that gives you brain cancer. Most maths teachers worship Collin Hegarty for creating a torture device. p̨l ea̵se, ̕m͟r ͠sm it҉h. h́e̢lp͢ m̢e ̕és̶c ape f҉rom͠ t͢h͘e dar̀knes͝s̵

Teacher 1: Hey, did you hear about Hegarty Maths?
Teacher 2: Yeah! It's amazing and the children love it

by spoon spoon February 2, 2021