Extreme Hobnobbing

Seductively eating a McVitie's Hobnob™ biscuit in slow motion whilst intently making deliberate and consistent eye contact in an unlikely situation.

We were having an intimate moment when Joe pulled out a hobnob and started slowly eating it. I didn't know what to think!

Was banging away last night and decided to do a bit of extreme hobnobbing

I knew my boss was going to fire me, so i had a hobnob prepared!

by Drizlepops December 5, 2018

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ghetto hobnob

A cheap knockoff of a luxury chocolate-coated biscuit, improvised by combining an awful cheap plain biscuit with some form of chocolate spread

I didn't have any nice biscuits to go with this cup of tea so I made a ghetto hobnob

by thatcmsguy February 11, 2015

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the illusive hobnob goblin

This mythical creature is a hobnob muncher and will consume any brand of hobnob. He can get his crumbly hands on the delicious hobnob within seconds while in the vicinity of any Sainsbury’s. If you come between him and his hobnobs, prepare to get nibbled and possibly raped.

beware that the illusive hobnob goblin has got the munchies!

by hobnoblover23 March 4, 2019

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Like a right Hobnob in the tea

To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.

Stop it! You're ruining it for us! You're acting like a right hobnob in the tea!

by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021

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