Seductively eating a McVitie's Hobnob™ biscuit in slow motion whilst intently making deliberate and consistent eye contact in an unlikely situation.
We were having an intimate moment when Joe pulled out a hobnob and started slowly eating it. I didn't know what to think!
Was banging away last night and decided to do a bit of extreme hobnobbing
I knew my boss was going to fire me, so i had a hobnob prepared!
Was banging away last night and decided to do a bit of extreme hobnobbing
I knew my boss was going to fire me, so i had a hobnob prepared!
by Drizlepops December 5, 2018
A cheap knockoff of a luxury chocolate-coated biscuit, improvised by combining an awful cheap plain biscuit with some form of chocolate spread
by thatcmsguy February 11, 2015
This mythical creature is a hobnob muncher and will consume any brand of hobnob. He can get his crumbly hands on the delicious hobnob within seconds while in the vicinity of any Sainsbury’s. If you come between him and his hobnobs, prepare to get nibbled and possibly raped.
by hobnoblover23 March 4, 2019
by Colasp<3 August 21, 2021
by H4XOR13 September 10, 2023
by pooo65766536 January 6, 2022
To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.
by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021