Liar Liar, Plants for Hire

A thing Patrick Star said instead of "Liar Liar, Pants on Fire" in an episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Patrick ate a candy bar then thought he'd lost it, then blamed it on Spongebob and said the line.

Patrick: Liar Liar, Plants for Hire
Spongebob: It's pants on fire Patrick
Patrick: Well you would know, liar

by UrbanlyDictionistic October 28, 2021

Hiren

Lord Genius: Lord of the Diamonds

Hiren is a powerful warrior in Greek mythology.

by mynameishiren December 14, 2010

Hire Mike Brown

To take a dump. Defined by ESPN's Bill Simmons Page 2 column in reference to Mike Brown's poor coaching ability in Cleveland.

Those nachos are not sitting well with me. I'm gonna go hire Mike Brown. I'll be back in a bit.

by Pseudo Decathalon June 19, 2010

workers for hire

The crafty little braceros that steal your job.

My only motivation to work harder is so that you don't bring in the workers for hire.

by Ebenezer Scrotum January 25, 2008

HiredAssassin

A retarded and slightly disturbed obese skank who likes to eat everything, especially earwigs; and likes to please herself in public.

"There goes that HiredAssassin stuffing her face with an earwig and ketchup salad."

"Ew! She's pleasing herself too!"

by crazyblondie1991 August 15, 2006

vagina for hire

A female prostitute.

That John has been soliciting for a vagina for hire in the city's redlight district.

by The Plaid Octopus I August 7, 2007

Hired Geek

An intellectual for hire for their creative or innovative talent. It was frequently used by Hunter S. Thompson, who used the phrase when describing himself or other journalists.

Any intellectual filling a creative position can be a hired geek.

by bigfatdeal August 23, 2010