hipotriste

Worse than a SIMP. This means that you flirt with other people’s girlfriends, or girls/guys that don’t like you.

Oh man, that dude Caleb is a hipotriste.

by deepinurmom March 19, 2023

irony of hipsters

A group, gathering, or congregation of hipsters, similar to a "flock of geese" or a "herd of cattle."

I was harassed by an irony of hipsters outside of the Apple store for using an Android phone.

by book of jobe November 14, 2011

Smug of hipsters

1. The scientific term for a group of hipsters.
2. See also: pride of lions, gaggle of geese, murder of crows

smug, hipsters, group of hipsters, smug of hipsters hipster, asshole, assholes, douchebag, douchebags

by potatoesoriley November 12, 2011

hipsterish

describing someone who is acting, dressing, talking, etc like a hipster

Josh's argument was so hipsterish

by oregongirl December 14, 2011

delusional hipsterity

The belief that wasted potential is more important than actual success.

Dude, you are suffering from some serious delusional hipsterity.

by laughingsquid March 22, 2011

Hipsterism

Mass consumption in the eternal quest for what is cool, distinct, difficult to acquire, or just plain ugly. Hipsters engage in hipsterism by shopping at the most trendy places, always looking for the most unique items. Everything, from the type of clothes worn to what you eat is a status symbol to the hipsterist.

Darren's hipsterism had run rampant by the time he bought his 7th vintage BMW motorcycle.

by Noir September 6, 2005

hipsterati

a term derrived from literati, i.e. a person that uses his acumen to investigave deep issues of human existence. In this case, the hipsterati use their acumen (and we use this term lightly) to keep up on the pressing issues of the latests microtrends. They tend to move in "too-hip-for-thou" cliques and pass judgement on what is and isn't in.

-How was the show last night?
-It was amazing, but it was so crowded because the Hipsterati were out en masse!

by Carlos R June 11, 2006