Hippocripple

a hypocrite that was crippled by a hippopotamus

"Whoa, isn't she a hippocripple?"

by TIIKKETMASTER December 15, 2019

hippocraptic

the beast, not only in mass but nostrils.
She can't run but she sure can roll with effects of a lava flow.
A mathematical mind that can fool all.

"Whats that an earthquake?"
"No, its just Miss Hippocraptic!"

by well wisher July 8, 2007

Hippicripple

Someone who is stuck in a perpetual state of hypocrisy.

1: Conor was being a hypocrite again yesterday
2: God, I swear he's hippicrippled.

by broofmo March 8, 2017

HippoGrip

Grabbing them fat rolls, grip it and rip it.

I felt around until I found a HippoGrip.

by PlopPlop Kid February 23, 2020

Hippocritter

Meaning hypocrite in a silly way

“You’re such a hippocritter! You just told me to stop touching the paintings but you’re doing it now!”

by #imbetter July 8, 2023

hippocrite

A really huge pain in the but. Related words referring to big issues and smaller tissues: hippocrite, hippothermia, hippoallergenic, hippopotamiss

Look, I'm not exagerrating rating you as a hippocrite, for being such and old fuddy duddy holier than thou.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

Hippocricket

n. a person who is overweight and loud.

boy: "my dad said you're a hippocricket!"

woman: "Don't you mean a hypocrite?"

boy: "No! He says you're fat and annoying!"

by sha'poohpooh July 18, 2011