Hippicripple

Someone who is stuck in a perpetual state of hypocrisy.

1: Conor was being a hypocrite again yesterday
2: God, I swear he's hippicrippled.

by broofmo March 8, 2017

HippoGrip

Grabbing them fat rolls, grip it and rip it.

I felt around until I found a HippoGrip.

by PlopPlop Kid February 23, 2020

Hippocritter

Meaning hypocrite in a silly way

“You’re such a hippocritter! You just told me to stop touching the paintings but you’re doing it now!”

by #imbetter July 8, 2023

hippocrite

A really huge pain in the but. Related words referring to big issues and smaller tissues: hippocrite, hippothermia, hippoallergenic, hippopotamiss

Look, I'm not exagerrating rating you as a hippocrite, for being such and old fuddy duddy holier than thou.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

Hippocricket

n. a person who is overweight and loud.

boy: "my dad said you're a hippocricket!"

woman: "Don't you mean a hypocrite?"

boy: "No! He says you're fat and annoying!"

by sha'poohpooh July 18, 2011

Hippocrit

A Hippo Crit. A critical hit worthy of being defined as Hippopotamus-like. It is a gargantuan damage hit and is usually a crit of over 9000 damage dealt.

WoW Nerd(1): OMGAWD GUYS! I JUST GOT A HIPPOCRIT!!

Guild Mate: How much, man?

WoW Nerd(1): Over 9000!!!

WoW Nerd(2): HOLY SHIT DUDE!! OVER 9000!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!

by Andizzle mo' Nizzle January 18, 2009

Hippocrippo

One who performs hypocrisy countless times; is hypocrisy abbusive

"Yo man, my mom's such a hippocrippo!"
"Well mine's just a hippo."

by Amsome March 1, 2006