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The Hanson Brothers

Three brothers - Jeff, Steve, and Jack Hanson - who played hockey for the Charlestown Chiefs in the 1977 movie "Slap Shot." They came to the team from the Iron League and are quite possibly the three greatest sports movie characters of all time. Before every game they taped tin foil to their knuckles underneath their gloves. They seldom got to play because they sucked terribly at hockey itself. However, when they did get on the ice, the game turned into a bloody brawl, and were usually promptly ejected from the game with the crowd roaring for more bloodshed. In other words, The Hanson Brothers fucked shit up.

For many hockey players today, "Hanson Brothers" is also synonymous with "Hockey Gods."
The Hanson Brothers brought their fuckin' toys with them.
by Pilotguy44 December 16, 2008
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HansonLee

hansonlee(adjective): so ridiculously clutch that it attracts females by the dozen
"dude brad's shot last night was so hansonlee that all the sorority girls carried him back to their house and he still hasnt left!"
by Yellow Menace January 6, 2021
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Dirty Hanson

When one man gives two other men handjobs.
Hanson gave Chase and Michael a Dirty Hanson behind the port-a-potties.
by Sgt. Butthole July 21, 2011
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Professor Sean Hinton

A Professor Sean Hinton (usually shortened to a 'Sean Hinton' or a 'Prof Sean') is a cocktail. Served in a tall glass with ice it is composed of two shots of Jamieson's irish whisky, two shots of Jack Daniel's and is topped up with coke.

The purpose of a cocktail is to make spirits more palatable, a Professor Sean Hinton employs Jamieson's to take the edge off Jack Daniel's, unconventionally creating a more alcoholic beverage in the process.
"I'd like a Professor Sean Hinton please"
by bostasp_pub_crew September 17, 2008
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Hanson-fuck

Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.

Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.

Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.
"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"

"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."
by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009
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hansoning

The act of posting a media item (such as a meme, video, or joke) in a group on social media where the same media item has already been posted repeatedly.
"Haha guys, check out this meme that's totally new to me!"

"Dude, quit hansoning. This is the seventh time that's been posted."
by sockpuppetvader September 26, 2017
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Hinsson

Hinsson is a very handsome guy with a cute personality. He is deeply in love with mathematics and computer programming. He is a very hardworking guy that does his best in every test and exams. He doesn’t like to eat much food during his lunch, he often eat a bread for his lunch or even doesn’t eat anything. He has a very creative and funny friend besides him always since he is not a funny guy. Also, this man is totally obsessed with the name with double s, he thinks that this is his signature. He has a very bad hobby that he likes to abuse people who play tic-tac-toe with him, so no one ever played tic-tac-toe with him any more, though it is a fun game. He is a very good friend, so if you have a friend that called Hinsson, you are very lucky.
Hinsson love mathematics.
by ceoklok_ December 1, 2021
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