Upgrade High

that short-lived personal satisfaction you get just after upgrading your software to the latest version

oh what an upgrade high I'm on - I'm now running the latest version of Skype, BBM and BB Sync for Mac. Pity it will only last a few days...

by Peter Greenwall November 13, 2011

Upper Saint Clair High School

A wonderful place in the suburbs of Pittsburg full of gays and retards. If you affiliate with the prior mentioned group head on down to cafe 321 more commonly know as the the sped shed/Chrome dome. But if you like P.E then you’ll love the teacher Snortin’ Morton who was arrested for possession of crack Cocaine, but can you really blame him for having to deal with a bunch of stupid ass kids all day. If your a young liberal this place is just for you. Most of the teachers aren’t big fans of the Commander and Chief. In addition to everything else mentioned you’ll find it to be quite the bubble with a ton of rich people. The kids here I would say are also pretty basic and stereotypical of what you think and rich high school is like. So if like extreme pressure for academic successes step on into the bubble of Upper Saint Clair HS.

Wow Marks been acting like he goes to Upper Saint Clair High School

by Poopeater96 October 7, 2019

Upper Merion High

Upper Merion High school is /not/ A bad school, despite what the other two retarded definitions might say. Hell, why does an obscure high school even have a definition? It's a nice place with a new laptop loaning system implemented in 2009, and that's about it. Bullshit on people who make those defs. on things they know nothing about.

Person on Urbandictionary: What the hell is this? Upper Merion High isn't a bad school, I need to make a definition that tells that it isn't what those posers say about my school.

by TheTruthAboutUMHS September 19, 2009

Upper Merion High

This school is so bad that even community college's look down on it. It's filled with the white kids who think that they are ghetto but are truly not and white girls who have black girl attitudes. The freshman girls are the biggest sluts ever. The worst thing about this school is that people are actually retarded enough to get drunk while in school but to make it even worse some are retarded enough to get high in school. This school is a complete JOKE

Comm College Teacher: Oh my god, you went to Lower Merion!
Student: No, I went to Upper Merion High.
Comm College Teacher: Ohh. (looks away in disgust.)

by AField November 25, 2007

Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack

A person of low intellect, low or no personality or one who, no matter how hard they try, can't touch anything or undertake any task without it turning into poop but still thinks they are the bomb.

"There goes Tom"
"yeah, he's the Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack."

by Agent472007 April 25, 2010

Upper Merion High

Stereotypical American high school. A school of middle-class toolbags and stoners; kids thinking they are the shit, but really just suffer from major personality crisis.

- "Upper Merion High is a pretty dry school"

- "Shut the fuck up dude, this is how we do it in America!"

by Denmark Dave June 11, 2006

Upperman High School

Located in Baxter, TN, this school is where all the dope ass redneck stoners and dumb, funny football players go to get an “education” but is absolutely ten times better than the neighboring school Cookeville High School.

There’s been an influx of cat girls coming into Upperman High School, they like to hiss at me.

by Fuzzball September 1, 2021