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Carmel High School

A high school in Carmel, New York known for the absolute lack of respect of authority and over use of E.N.D.S products. The boys bathrooms are usually places for pissing on the floor, juuling, and sucking a football coach's dick. Although they do have a bad reputation, their proms are considered one of the best in the Hudson Vally area.
boy 1- I got to Carmel High School.
boy 2- Who is your dealer?
by autoresponder December 16, 2017
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H. Frank Carey High School

A high school located in the Square (Franklin Square). This school is absolute, unfiltered, full-strength bullllllshiiiieeeeet. Nobody enjoys going here, and the teachers either look like they're about ready to hang themselves or like they just snorted 50 lines of cocaine. Some of these people have been taken care of and sent to the proper authorities. Drinking is possibly the single largest activity in these poor teenagers' social lives. They go to school with destroyed livers, and posts of their nefarious activities posted promptly on Instagram, Twitter, etc. Watch out for the seniors, they drink the most, smoke the most (WEED AND OTHER), and party the hardest. My advice to students attending this year...TRANSFER ASAP.
Love,
Shrek
man #1 - "I wouldn't step inside of H. Frank Carey High School if you paid me!"

shrek - "Aye, laddy!"
by ShrekTheSilentBedIntruder69 August 20, 2014
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Carl Sandburg Junior High

The most ghetto junior high in Illinois. Best class was class of 2019. Everyone knew Javi H, from being a goat, Jack S, with his long hair, Angela with her red ass cheeks, Allie E and Chase B swapping more salvia then an ocean, and Conor B being a dumbass. Carl Sandburg had the worst food choices, as well as cute girls. They all were disgusting as fuck or had ok personalities. It also had the most toxic ship account, which got taken down and the Owner was Angela Tisbert, and tried to cover herself by being Destanee S. The only decent looking girls were Naya S, who moved away, Oleysa U, (did she wear anything other than leggings?), Olivia T, Allie E (why’d she date a midget?) and Zarah. Everyone else...ugly. Carl Sandburg was the most Hispanic filled wannabe school ever.
Did you hear about Carl Sandburg Junior High?
Yeah! Everyone says it’s ghetto.
by realityhitsyou September 29, 2019
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Carlsbad High School

A public high school in Carlsbad, CA built during the 1950's.

It's student population consists of various cliqués:

-The cool girls-
The group of slutty white girls who live in the Aviara part of carlsbad. They spend their weekends cruising in their birthday present from daddy, a BMW, smoking low quality marijuana, drinking mickeys, smirnoff, and fucking the cool guys...

-The cool guys-
These kids usually are hanging with their female counterpart, the cool girls. They probably drive an F150 or SUV, dress in skater-esque clothes, drink large amounts of alcohol and smoke alot of weed. Also, they are avid fans of such music as: Lil Wayne (whom they all call Weezy), lil john, sublime, bob marley, TI, snoop dogg, and other music that seems to match their marijuana use AND/OR awe of the "thug" "ghetto" life that they definately live in daddys 6 bedroom beachside gated community house.

-The school kids-
These are the kids that take all AP classes, and loveeeee doing homework. They are most likely on the speech and debate team. Girls dress in very conservative clothes, while the guys still dress like theyre in 6th grade. The group is about half white, half asian. Their idea of "parties" are AP US history study sessions at {insert name here}'s house, with the occasional kool-aid and volleyball ridden beach bonfires that get mass promotion through facebook. These kids prefer facebook over as mom would say, the "not-so-safe-myspace". Their musical taste is a combination of Coldplay, Radiohead, various european electronic artists, piano-rock, and the "clean" version of T.I's new album that was safely downloaded from iTunes for $9.99.

-Jocks-
These are your typical meat-head jocks. They are virtually similar to the "cool kids" group, except that they play sports. They are ecenomically well off, and spend their money on nice clothes. They are the cockiest people you will ever meet.Also they HATE skater kids, also known as rats. Their weekends consist of driving around, partying, and getting laid.

-Rats (skater kids)- these kids are the lowest of the low. They spend their days ditching school to smoke week, drink 40's of OE, and of course skate. Its advised that one keep a distance from these kids, who never seem to shower...hence the name, rat...They dress in unwashed clothes, and try to come off as poor...what you dont know, is that they live in their Bressi Ranch 4 bedroom home with mom, dad, their little brother, and Oscar, their golden retriever. They hate jocks, and get into occasional fights with them, that usually consist of shoves and a few punches to the arms. Somehow, rats are able to get with decent looking girls.


-The Mexican Kids- These kids make up a large part of Carlsbad High Schools population. There are various subgroups that branch off from this large "clique", if you want to call it that. Apart from the regular mexican kids, that make up most of the mexican population, and do well in school, theres 2 groups that seem to stand out.....

Swaggers: Mexicans who dress in flashy colors, wear skinny jeans, match everything, vans are a must, have wild spikey hair, wear large faux-diamond earings (that are secretly clip ons due to the fact that mom wont let her baby boy ruin his ears at "Claire's"), and can be seen with large sunglasses. They listen to all the hot mainstream rap/hip-hop.

Cholos: these "wannabes" really live it tough in the streets of the ghetto.....or at least they want to come off like that. Most of them come from middle income families, but they prefer to live their life "on the edge". Fake accents are a must, and dressing in their favorite XXL t-shirts, high socks, sweat-shorts, and adidas is advised. Shaved heads are common. They claim "Varrio Carlsbad "vCMLs X3", but when you diss them, they dont back up their "hood". You can spot them near the spanish building at lunch.



-The Band Kids-
These kids are a small group of students who stick together, as bandmates. They are mostly white. They enjoy playing the clarinet, listening to music, and busting quickies in the 3000's building bathroom during 3rd period with the 2nd chair flutist.


Overall, Carlsbad High School is a dump for racial and ecomonic segregation between students. If you AREN'T a good looking, white, rich kid, i advise you NOT to go here.

Its not fun.
Kid 1-Hey bro what school do you go to?

Kid 2-Carlsballssss....

Kid 1-You mean Carlsbad High School?? Why do you call it that?

Kid 2-Because it sucks balls if you aren't rich or white.

Kid 1-shit. im going there next year. im fucked.

Kid 2- yeah. you are.
by carlsbad_is_boring March 9, 2009
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bishop carroll high

The place to work independently from teachers or other humans you hate, being able to not know your principals name and not give a fuck. 70% of the population are gay, bi, pan etc. and the rest will end up converted by the end the year. where all the flow haired beige panted boys go.
'Brah, I go to bishop carroll high!"
"So your hipster, smart and gay? I can now get outta of the closet!"
by DeS-Quay November 14, 2014
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Carpinteria Senior High School

Carpinteria Senior High School (CHS)

This school is filled with many cliques, stoners, and nicotine addicts.

Some of the known groups would be:
TPL (Tar Pits Locals): Basically retarded kids.
SCO (Serena Creek Originals): The Jocks you want at your school.
SMC (Salt Marsh Chain): Literal Gods and a caffeine addict.
BVKU (Bathroom Vape Kids United): Nicotine Addicts.
The Beaners: Everywhere

Freshmen: Easily addicted and chaotic.
Sophomores: Better
Juniors: Even better
Seniors: Kings
Carpinteria Senior High School: *exists*
BVKU: Look! We must nest in the bathroom!
SMC: Yeah, we're gonna own this place.
TPL: Yewwwww! Yewwwww! Yewwwww! *Is bad at volleyball*
by LiberalDestroyer6969 March 31, 2019
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Mount Carmel High School

A 5 day a week “day-care.” Every “teacher” is a coach while all of the kids are either athletes or fucking lost.
“What did you learn today, son?”

“We learned how to run a football. That’s it.”
“I sure am glad I am paying to send you to Mount Carmel High School! Cheapest day-care around!”
by Aaaaabbbbbccccc June 9, 2018
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