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mrs hewitt

have you heard of a mrs hewitt
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A Hewitt

A term used in IT to describe an action that causes system crashes.
Man - who was it that created this query based distribution group and sent a test email to it, it's flooded our exchange server

Other man - it was Johnny

Man- he has done a Hewitt
by Iluvdrugs April 17, 2017
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hewlett

A district school in long island new york where boys and girls show off their richness. Most that go to hewlett live in Hewlett Bay Park/Harbor and drive to school in their audis bmws and range rovers. Most of the boys wear bape . abercrombie and fitch, american eagle, etc and the girls just wear Pink and buy starbucks next to the Pizza Place. But, all the girls and boys look older than most
Boy: Hey that kid goes to hewlett!

Girl: Yeah I can tell because of his bape tee.
by fukk school January 24, 2018
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hewlett

a wonderful and imaginary land where rich peeple and poor people live together in harmony. the rich people come from the east and the poor people come from the west and the middle classed peeple lie in between this whimsical world of dreams. the rich,poor and middle classed people integrate into the local high school,the heart and soul of this dreamland, where drugs from the poor people are sold to the rich people and where hugs from the rich people are given to the middle classed people. where B.M.Ws, Porsches, Mercedes, Range Rovers, and Audis are driven by the rich, where bikes, skateboards and scooters are driven by the middle class,and where hand-me-down shoes and rusty old bikes are driven by the poor. in this land of unimaginable opportunities poor people grow up to be janitors and lawn mowers, middle classed people grow up to be teachers and nurses, and rich people grow up to be lawn mowing company owners, Doctors and lawyers. Many people have never seen a place like this, a place that even if you need a job and are broke, a rich pal will get his mom or dad to give you a job. a place where rich people wear Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle Outfitters, Gucci, Versace,Tommy Hillfiger, Ralph Lauren and many many more. a place where poor and middle classed people get a lot of the same clothes as the rich people but they are fake or bought at stores like T.J Maxx where reject clothes are sold. the land known as Hewlett has a harbor that is located in the rich people part, its said the water of this harbor is so enchanted with the gas of the motor boats that drive on it and the feces of the fish that die in it, that a few sips of this holy water will send you straight to hell. many people claim that there is no such thing as Hewlett but i know that it exists, i am a middle classed person! i have seen both sides of this land!!! the government cant cover it up any longer!!!!!! Dont believe anything they told you!!!!! if you build it they will come!!! head to the timony pop groves and jelly bean fields to see the merry light of broken sassy wings!!!! now do the shaka shaka boom throw up them clappies and sing to the lefty no-internet bunny bunny hairy johns!!!!! remember u need to belieeeeeeeve!!!!!! now go do as i say and one day you will see hewlett over the hills of gold and through the seas of hotgod flavored water!!!!!!! trust me everything ive said so far is true!!!!!
sniff sniff take a whiff of the doodie smell!!!!!!
by ur dads hairy nipple March 30, 2005
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jennifer love hewitt

very sexy tart. loves to flaunt her tits.
jennifer love hewitt is hot, but loose
by mike hawk May 13, 2005
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Hewlett high school

I’m gonna go to Hewlett high school

Oh good luck hope you don’t catch a nicotine addiction
by Lmao school jokes October 27, 2019
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Steve Hewitt

The drummer for and only straight member of the astonishing band Placebo. Rumored however, to be boning his band mates.
I can't wait for Placebo's new CD to come out in 2oo6, I bet you Hewitt's drumming is SICK.
by AliceLee July 28, 2008
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