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Hemmessy

She’s so trash and short, rezo is so much cooler than her
hemmessy is so trash rezo is so much better
by Daddy rezo March 5, 2020
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Hermes Sky Pirate

A person who is not afraid of social embarrassment do to a mixture of confidence and stupidity.
John: "Man, Howard is such a Hermes Sky Pirate, is he not?"

Dave: "What did he do?"

John: "He has enough balls to talk to that extremely hot chick, but is so stupid that he asks her to touch his nipples."

Dave: "What a Hermes Sky Pirate."
by Sky Intruder April 24, 2011
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Hermes

by Tobster6096 March 5, 2019
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hermes link

When she wrap around your waist while sucking your dick and you nut all on her face
Damn I fucked that bitch Hermes link style last night .
by Bootysmeller42069 June 23, 2017
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Dirty Hermes

This occurs when you find a loose (slutty) woman off the street. Next you take enough Ex Lax to last you through the night. Now you get her in the spread eagle position. Now you sprew you chocolate goo all over her private area. This is the dirty Hermes.
"hey martha, we're going over to Peters house for dirty Hermes'"
by OMG its Billy October 17, 2006
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hermeshableh

like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, is a word to say when you have nothing to say!
Well then...uh.........hermeshableh!!!
by a guy with no life August 10, 2008
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hestesperm

Hestesperm is the danish word for horse semen. Here it is used as an extremly harsh diss.

Such as:
Hipster #1: Dude, dubstep is totally hestesperm!
Hipster #2: Hellz yeah!
by thepastandthepending April 28, 2011
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