herted

To be hurt

I been herted

by Fazburger March 1, 2018

hermella

shes probably a Habesh (Eritrean/Etiopian) and is a fucking legend. Everybody wants to be around her and she got a big ass booty that no one can handle

Guy 1: OMFG, did you see that girl, shes thicccccc
Guy 2: Yeah, shes definelty a Hermella!

by habeshhabesh April 5, 2018

heartell

to tell something that was heard.

i heartell that samuel is a noob.

by marthinvasion April 14, 2010

Hertling Holiday

When you take off from work for no apparent reason other than "just because"

Ehh, weather looks shitty for Monday. I think I'll take a Hertling Holiday

by Pontiacc February 13, 2017

Torus buxiphilicoporus of Hertle

The point where the auriculotemporal nerve wraps around the meningeal branch of the maxillary nerve located in the lateral aspect of the face. It is often referred to as the window to the soul by anatomists.

My girl was sucking my dick too hard and when I busted she severed her torus buxiphilicoporus of Hertle. Now she can't feel her face

by Hirschprung Squirt Sign May 14, 2023

Herreled

The act of getting a hand job in the back seat of a car while your mom is in the front seat of the car.

Ayo Kev, did you hear about that kid who got herreled by his boyfriend.

by the_womb_ferret May 1, 2009

up herself

When a girl thinks too highly of herself and insults others she is up herself. Literally means she is masturbating herself. Mainly used in Ireland/England.

Meg: Anabel still isn't talking to us...
Emma: I know, that bitch is so up herself...

by Mr. Zed December 12, 2006