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Herbal Essences

Woman's shampoo, except some guy nuts in it for a variety of reasons. Some reasons that may drive a man to add their cum to a shampoo bottle are including, but not limited to: Revenge, extreme sexual confusion, being high as fuck, or just for the sheer pleasure of knowing that your girlfriend's abstinence pact is pointless.
John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"
by Kelpy Gً October 23, 2019
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Herbally Enhanced

An inside term for pot-smokers. A creative way to say high or baked.
Q: Are you high?
A: I prefer the term "herbally enhanced."
Q:Why?
A: Food tastes better. Music sounds better. Colors are more vivid. My body feels better. Life is good!
by Herb McKerb November 3, 2009
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herbal essences

A shampoo that somehow makes women experience a sexual orgasm. One major reason why the birth rate has fallen.
(heavy moaning and delighted shrieks in the bathroom)
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!

Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.
by Lorelili December 29, 2007
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Herbal Essences

"omg!!! have u tried this new shampoo??? its called herbal essences and it works w o n d e r s !"

"Get the fuck away from me, Karen, before I call the police."
by Doggen September 8, 2019
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herbal american

Pot head, stoner, smoker of cannabis.

One who uses herbal stimulants via edibles, or smoking to mentally or physically better them self's. For personal, spiritual, enlightenment gain
Get outta here stoner.

You can't address em like that any more. They identify as herbal American
by Plumbsavvy May 17, 2019
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Herbal Remedies

Another term for a fat sack of weed after a long hard day.
Yo, Louie! It's Colin. I'm feelin' a little sick, let's go get some herbal remedies!

Sick man! Sounds good.
by Colin and Louie August 19, 2008
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herbal goodness

Some really wonderful marijuans. Usually is the chronic and has no sticks or seeds.
Man Im so down. What I wouldnt do for some herbal goodness
by Lance G August 3, 2005
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