turtle-heading

(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap

Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."

by Don de Mookster March 4, 2009

mother-henning

When someone (often a roommate) is all over your shit, such that you can't even breath.

When I came home at 3 pm after a night out, my Roommate Becky started mother-henning the crap out of: where did you go? what did you do? who were you with? Fuck. I need to move out.

by Poley on the Pole June 18, 2018

Hindindoo

meaning Nintendo, is a term used for people who area uneducated in the world of gaming

No the TV aint broke, them kids was playin the Hindindoo

by D the sneak March 10, 2008

like herding cats

A very difficult task to begin, and even more difficult to complete!

Putting this case together after being cold for twenty years will be like herding cats! All the luck to you Sarge!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 2, 2021

Henjin

Japanese for a strange person.

That guy sits around all day watching anime... he is henjin

by Smurfeater May 3, 2009

handinable

When you just finished writing a paper and you haven't had time to edit or spell check. Typically written the night before it is due. This isn't a paper that you want to hand in but it will give you something to turn in to your teacher.

3:45am:
Dude 1: Oh man I just finished my research paper. Thank God!
Dude 2: Nice how is it?
Dude 1: Well, it's handinable.
Dude 2: Good luck with that haha!

by fuzzy473 December 16, 2009

Hennings Rule of 40

The useful and highly strategic approach to lectures/class in university. By going to class you must take 50 mns worth of notes as opposed to later copying said notes in let's say 10 minutes. 50-10=40. Hennings rule of 40

You going to that shitty law lecture Sam?? Nah, ill just use Hennings Rule of 40

by TheRelentlessBagel November 5, 2013