by Professor Dean Gullberry November 4, 2014
Get the Herpie-Slurpee mug.A typical threat that occurs throughout the year at Hempfield Highschool; some little freshman asshole makes this threat and thinks he/she doing a favor for everybody in the school there; Typically, one will enter the bathroom, and write it down for someone to see. Or other scenario, some group of assholes will be joking about blowing the school up in the halls, and someone will call the safe school hotline and cry about their life possibly ending. The school then evacutes, and smart idea, puts everyone under the bleachers . . the mostly likely place a bomb would be put.
" Hey Derek, did you hear about the Hempfield Bomb Threat? "
"Blowing up the school? That's old news."
"Blowing up the school? That's old news."
by Zefranmajeticklacka December 18, 2009
Get the Hempfield Bomb Threat mug.Someone who plants Cannabis without harvesting it.Alt.A person trying to "overgrow" government prohibition of Cannabis cultivation.The origional thread of this idea may have come from a comedy album by Tommy Chong and Cheech Marin "will Debbie Hempseed please report to the free clinic".Also promoted by Marc Emory of "Cannabis Culture "magazine in his "overgrow the governmnent"legalisation movement.A popular Blog signature.
John Chapman A.K.A. Johnny Appleseed spent a large part of his life planting Apple trees so people could eat Apples,Johnny Hempseed does the same thing with Cannabis varieties.
by Jonathan Aluicious Hempseed July 26, 2009
Get the Johnny Hempseed mug.Hempfield Area Highschool is a school that openly welcomes students of 3 distinct types; white trailer trash heavily addicted drug addicts, normal people, and the stick up the ass rich people who refuse to be friends with you based on outward appearance.
The school is a complete dump, smells bad inside, and continues to fall apart every day. Instead of fixing the school itself, the school board decided to spend over 10 million on the reconstruction on a football field and field house, all for a football team that can't play football for shit, and win one damn game the entire season.
The teachers there can't teach to save their life. They just don't have the brain capacity to do so.
An everyday ritual is a fight in the cafeteria.
A bomb threat is called in at least once a month. Instead of sending the students home to prevent them from being killed, they evacuate the school and put them on the bleachers outside . . . Where a bomb would most likely be placed underneath there.
You can listen to music on your ipod in study hall. You can even choose to sleep. But you can't play games on your ipod. Wtf.
Your not allowed to hug anyone; its a pda thats considered by teachers on the level of rape.
If your a freshman, your an automatic piece of shit.
If your a senior, you do what you want and just don't give a fuck.
The school is just a hell hole that is sinking deeper and deeper.
The school is a complete dump, smells bad inside, and continues to fall apart every day. Instead of fixing the school itself, the school board decided to spend over 10 million on the reconstruction on a football field and field house, all for a football team that can't play football for shit, and win one damn game the entire season.
The teachers there can't teach to save their life. They just don't have the brain capacity to do so.
An everyday ritual is a fight in the cafeteria.
A bomb threat is called in at least once a month. Instead of sending the students home to prevent them from being killed, they evacuate the school and put them on the bleachers outside . . . Where a bomb would most likely be placed underneath there.
You can listen to music on your ipod in study hall. You can even choose to sleep. But you can't play games on your ipod. Wtf.
Your not allowed to hug anyone; its a pda thats considered by teachers on the level of rape.
If your a freshman, your an automatic piece of shit.
If your a senior, you do what you want and just don't give a fuck.
The school is just a hell hole that is sinking deeper and deeper.
"Wow Drake, that girl I went on a date with last night, she was really messed up."
"Oh jeese Luke, sounds like she went to Hempfield."
"Oh jeese Luke, sounds like she went to Hempfield."
by thisissteveward May 14, 2010
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a woman, or earthling who identifies as such, who is a sovereign hemp ruler of great power and rank, especially one ruling a hempire.
a woman, or earthling who identifies as such, who is a sovereign hemp ruler of great power and rank, especially one ruling a hempire.
The Hempress Sativa rocked the mic in Kingston, Jamaica whilst her hempire watched and cheered her on at the annual hemp festival.
by #mrshempstress October 15, 2019
Get the Hempress mug.A school filled with: crack heads, pot heads, and whores. The funding is spent on sports that are the worst. Either your an academic or drug junkie. Other then that your just fucked up.
MIKE: DUDE! there's a dip in the field
Elliott: I KNOW!!!
HEMPFIELD ADMINISTRATION:
(20 million dollars later)
MIKE: DUDE! the dip's smaller!!!
Elliott: Which one?
Elliott: I KNOW!!!
HEMPFIELD ADMINISTRATION:
(20 million dollars later)
MIKE: DUDE! the dip's smaller!!!
Elliott: Which one?
by hempfield alumni August 2, 2009
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