Homoroid

1- A hemorrhoid that likes other hemorrhoids of the same sex.

2- A hemorrhoid that you get from a lot of homosexual activities.

3- A gay droid.

1- You wanna let our homoroids get together sometime?

2- Dude, fuck. I got a homoroid from Tom Cruise.

3- Guy who works at wal-mart in 2050: Is that gonna be all for you tonight?

Gay guy in denial: Hey, just so you know, I'm buying this for my gay cousin's birthday!

by homoroid_lover2000 February 10, 2010

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hemroids

The things that dangle off of Daddy's ass and bleed when he takes a shit.

Sure, son, I'd love to go to your baseball ga-OH MY HEMROIDS!

by Schecter August 19, 2006

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pokes my hemorroids!

The direct opposite of rocks my socks.

'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

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Knights of the Round Hemiroid

Eight doctors that sergically attempetd to remove an infected hemiroid from Oprah Winfry's vagina. They had failed to remove it. All eight had lost their lived fighting to vanguish this horrowing blob. The hemirioid is still there even to this day. Often, people mistake it for her face on TV, but it's the hemiroid.
These brave, fearless men had the courage to go into her vagina, when most men rather not touch it with a 9' pole.
These brave men are now known tosay as "the Knights of the Round Hemiroid"

Every July 18th, we celebrate this day as "Oprah is Responsible for the Deaths of Eight More People Day"

by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004

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