Anti-Helping

When you take action, intending to solve a problem, but end up making it worse.

Jim intended to help Sally unload her car after a long day of shopping. Her little sister screamed with delight when she saw the PS3 in his hands.
"That was her birthday present you dweeb!",said Sally. "You are anti-helping!"

by DGMA January 29, 2009

Hand Helping

A Hand Helping is, process of giving someone in need a helping hand and assisting them in there problem.

Or...

It is the process of giving somebody a handjob, resulting in ejaculation.

Jerome Anya being a fag lol

I lend a hand helping to those in need

Or...

Jerome: "Hey Del, can i give you a Hand Helping under the table?"

by sclocal May 22, 2008

Helming

The act of shoving one's head up the anus of a man. This requires either surgical modification of the sphincter or EXTREME anal training with buttplugs. I honestly cant imagine this being possible, but there's some fuctup people out there and I'm sure its been done by somone.

Tired of rodents and peni, Richard Gere decided to finaly allow Jacko to savagely stretch his ass with a series of huge buttplugs and within a week of teribla anal torture he was ready to be HELMED, to take the greasy pale head deep in his anus.

by guilty_spork December 5, 2004

Helming

Helming - (verb) The act of working the top of ones head into a vagina. When complete the owner of said vagina sits atop the head like a helmet.

Naomi is such a connoisseur of fetishes, she literally sets sexual trends. Right now she's enthused by helming and docking. It's so South Eastern European.

by BrianSpastic March 5, 2010

Helping Endangered Nigerian Tigers At Ireland

It means HENTAI; (H)elping (E)ndangered (N)igerian (T)igers (A)t (I)reland

Bob: Man, I love Helping Endangered Nigerian Tigers At Ireland!
Rob: You just like watching hentai and jerking off, don't you Bob?
Bob: Yeah...

by omgdragonz July 16, 2015

helsingborg

A city in Sweden where I live

- Lukas

I live in Helsingborg

by LukasGamerPlayz October 24, 2019

Hand Helping

A Hand Helping is, process of giving someone in need a helping hand and assisting them in there problem.

Or...

It is the process of giving somebody a handjob, resulting in ejaculation.

Jerome Anya being a fag lol

I lend a hand helping to those in need

Or...

Jerome: "Hey Del, can i give you a Hand Helping under the table?"

by sclocal May 22, 2008