helmet

to give head to a man

she gave me helmet on the first day she knew how to blow instruments in a good way

by Niceemcee January 20, 2004

helmet

something Ben Roethlisberger needs to wear

As a Steeler fan, I'm breathing a sigh of relief to know that Ben is ok, but if he would have worn a damn helmet, he wouldn't have so many facial injuries

by Ben's Helmets June 21, 2006

helmet

A person who simply sucks at life. Just awful, a complete load that should have been swallowed. Some kid who's not even in a cool Fraternity and is just terrible to be around.

Ugghhh, that kid is such a f***ing helmet. see also lemon

by John McShane October 05, 2004

helmet

some who is retarded or constantly does or says stupid things

AKA- a helm

that kids a helmet

by A Bo October 28, 2007

helmet

as a verb: to love and appreciate someone or something even though AND because it is "not quite right".

My son called the bully at school an "underdeveloped plesiosaur" which of course got him socked in the jaw. I helmet that kid.

by crankyramone October 06, 2006

helmet

um.. not that your sister knows what a condom is :)

ENTER: Little Timmy and Francesca.
Little Timmy: "Wanna ride my bicycle?"
Fracesca: "Sure, I think I need a helmet though..."
Little Timmy: "WHAT THE FUCK!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Enter Little Timmy and Mom.
Little Timmy: "mom, I need a helmet."
Mom: "Oh, you can just borrow your fathers. Might be a little big..."

by Danielle June 10, 2004

helmet

when one gives oral sex to a male who is circumsized.

that girl can give good helmet!

by frank valente October 22, 2006