Henny Youngman solution

Telling someone that the solution to a problem is to simply not do anything that exposes the flaw that causes the problem. From the old Henny Youngman joke: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this!" "Don't do that." Usually, but not always, associated with computers.

"The program crashes when I try to print!"
"Don't try to print."
"Do you have a real solution or just a Henny Youngman solution?"

by Al Benedict January 4, 2008

Henny Hit

A thick puff of marijuana smoke that is swirled around a snifter that has a pour of cognac and then inhaled. Doing so imparts flavors of grapes and honey to the inhalee.

Generally, using a blunt or a joint, smoke is drawn slowly into one's mouth and then dripped into a snifter with cognac in the bottom. The glass is swirled in the palm and after a few seconds the smoke is inhaled again.

Enjoy and repeat.

I've been toking for many years now, but that Henny Hit was the best tasting thing I've ever had!

by HennyOGB October 19, 2009

Henny dick

When you consume 1 fifth of Hennessy or more

Then fuck a girl for longer than you usually do

Damn bro I'm about to hit Trisha with this henny dick you got a condom

Nevermind I'm going in raw

by Bossmoney December 21, 2019

Henny

A referance to a liquor called Hennessy a cognac.

"Fuck up the party before it even start
Pissy drunk, off the Henny and stuff"

-Biggie Smalls

by john November 8, 2004

heinry

dense retard that can't speak English properly

my friend from the philippines is a heinry

by okoky May 13, 2018

heiny goop soup

diarrhea. From heiny buttocks, goop messy mass and soup liquid

I was on the toilet all day with heiny goop soup.

Those baked beans look like heiny good soup.

I called in sick today cause I had heiny good soup.

by Master Bob October 29, 2007

Pulling a henny

Telling your friends something knowing it will get them excited/pumped up just to know in the end you never were going to do what you said.

Pulling a henny is defined as “ hey guys I’ll be back in 5 minutes going to tacobell” after 7 hours “ he must have pulled a henny on us, he aint coming back”.

by Bummed out friends April 26, 2019