Heineken Virus

A hysterical or horribly unfunny (depending on your sense of humor) way of referring to the Coronavirus.

Jarrison: I went to get tested yesterday and luckily I tested negative for the Heineken Virus!
Clovers: Wow! I feel so healthy standing 6 feet away from you!

by Pride In The Glide January 16, 2021

Heineken brush

A paint brush that has been attached to a long pole usually with gaffa tape to enable the decorater to reach high places. Coined by Derek Edwards after the long running Heineken advert, 'Heineken the beer that reaches parts other beers can't'.

'the step ladders broken so I'm going to have to make a Heineken brush to paint the ceiling'

by jester stw August 25, 2008

heineken maneuver

If someone is distressed or in a panic you give them a beer and they will be fine.

"What's wrong with Jerome?"
"His girlfriend broke up with him."
"Quick! Give him the Heineken maneuver

by Twiztid Maggot January 26, 2017

brown heineken

When a girl butt-chugs a Heineken, and the dude eats her ass afterwards.

Ah man, I wanted to get really fucked up last night, so I had my girlfriend give me a Brown Heineken.

by BrownHeineken January 3, 2017

warm Heineken

Gonorrhea

Warm Heineken taste like gonorrhea

by Zo.sweatshirt February 9, 2018

Heineken Shower

A halls of residence wet room/bathroom (drain in the floor in the middle of the room) comprising of a toilet, small sink and shower above. You can go out and have 12 pints of Heineken, come home, stick the shower on full, sit on the toilet whilst you spew down the drain the middle of the room.

Also good for getting ready for lectures the next day you can shit, shower and shave all at the same time

Heineken Shower

by Bunny Follocks November 22, 2010

heineken deuce deuce

Often referred to as the 22 ounce bottle of Heineken beer.

I drove to the liquor store to pick up a heineken deuce deuce. Out of a brown paper bag I finished her with ease.

by brawss August 17, 2009