headchuck

Another word that can be used instead of headache. It is a pain in the head.

Bob: I can't focus, I've got a bad headchuck.
Steve: That's awful!

by Mario 22 September 3, 2008

headcheese

The cheesy residue that accumulates underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcized man's penis.

I was about to give him a blowjob but the smell of his headcheese made me want to gag.

by Calixity August 25, 2005

headcase

(noun 1)
a mentally unstable person who acts irrationally or foolishly; an eccentric person

(noun1)
"They put him in a mental institution because he was a headcase."

by Billy Casper March 21, 2008

Headcapper

A vigorous drunken blowjob usually given by a cum guzzler. Most often received in a bathroom stall or the bed of a pickup truck.

I met Angie at the bar last night and she gave me a real headcapper.

by tditty October 16, 2008

Headcrab

A parasitic alien that is fucking cute as hell I mean have you even looked at one

Everyone loves headcrabs

by Mrcoolgamerdude March 8, 2022

negative headcount

A "negative headcount" is a worker that makes so many errors that they create more work than they actually do.

Our new network engineer is a negative headcount - he doesn't know how to do much and what he does is usually wrong. I've been fixing his mistakes for the last two days.

by S1KRR November 5, 2016

Headchefvr

Influencer in the gorilla tag catagory who is the most popular lgbtq pro gorilla tag player! Recently cancelled for bullying 5 year olds.

Headchefvr is a cute 34 year old man

by InfluencerDefinitions March 1, 2022