earthling

Slang for lesbian

Look at those earthlings, if I was a lesbian, I'd be the biggest slut this worlds ever seen

by Jesse123456 March 21, 2007

Healthing

When you eat healthy foods in an effort to improve your general health.

Joe: So, Bob, can you call up Shaquisha? We can all go down and get some KFC.

Bob: Nah, she spent her night healthing herself, so she probably won't come with us.

by Joe's vaginal mesh October 6, 2015

Earthling

A creature, scientifically referred to by academic English-speaking Earthlings as Homo sapiens sapiens, related most closely to a creature called a chimpanzee, which Earthlings generally use to entertain themselves at places called zoos, where the chimpanzees are frequently known to go on rampages due to abuse by Earthlings and eat the faces off Earthlings; this Homo sapiens sapiens is filled with a self-aggrandizing sense of its own intelligence, which is weak even by galactic standards, let alone cosmic standards. As visitors from the outer reaches of the cosmos, it is our duty to study these morons and see if we can make them treat the Earth better, so that our plans to eventually wipe them out and re-colonize the Earth with our smarter pets and animals will not be hindered by Earthling-caused global warming and climate change

That Earthling is trying to brush his teeth with a paintbrush; he must be one of their professors.

Earthlings are so stupid, Gipponik4, I don't know how I'll be able to tolerate not incinerating them all before it's time.

Be content with probing their Midwestern farmers, Jeppid6.

humanoid alien monkey relative naked ape climate-change denier

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 23, 2014

Healthing

The act of doing things that contribute to your overall health.

Healthing is something youdo as a lifestyle to stay healthy

by Rebecca stone August 14, 2019

Healthlingual

Ability to understand and speak in a nutritious and healthy manner.

Example 1.-Suppliment Store now hiring.Must be healthlingual!

Example 2.
Husband say's to wife " a guy at work say's you need to eat protein right after a workout".
Wife...Do you think he is right, is he healthlingual?

by Sillykatt March 12, 2010

Hertling Holiday

When you take off from work for no apparent reason other than "just because"

Ehh, weather looks shitty for Monday. I think I'll take a Hertling Holiday

by Pontiacc February 13, 2017

Earthling demigod

A demigod from Earth. Also called terrestrial demigod. Please see starchild demigod, (ie. celestial demigod) as opposed to earthling demigod.

EXTRA NOTES:
-Earthling demigods are usually less intelligent, virtuous and powerful than the celestial demigods.

-They have the bad habits of humanity, including stubborness, prejudist, irrationality, narrow-mindedness and excessive egoism unlike the celestial demigods.

The starchild demigod mocked, 'You Earthling demigods are the scum of the Earth. We celestial demigods come from the stars, so are far more ethereal. Like my divine father always said, earthling demigods are morally corrupt and can't be trusted. Your puny little swords stand no chance against our advanced military technology. You are powerless against us!'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis May 13, 2022