Bad hearing

Something a Ms Eminem Bumshit has.

*bell rings*
Eminem: When is the bell going to ring?
Person: Didn’t you hear is ring?
Eminem: I know, I can’t believe it is spring.
People: She has bad hearing

by Hehwe September 7, 2023

selective hearing

one posseses this quality when they hear only what they would like to hear.

"Jimmy, do the laundry and the you can go to the movies."

"Sweet! I can go to the movies!"

"AFTER YOU DO THE LAUNDRY!"

"What? You never said i had to do the laundry."

"I swear, you have selective hearing"

by amrgkm January 29, 2009

Tunnel Hearing

When someone is so focused on listening to one thing and cant hear anything else.
When someone can only hear one thing at a time, instead the culmination of sound from the entire room.

u have to yell at your friend multiple times to get his attention because he has tunnel hearing and is watching t.v.

by JankyJank6767 March 18, 2010

hear the rooster

To understand, or grasp a concept. Said when confirming a friend understands, or agrees.

You just need to lay low, you hear the rooster?

by pluto897 November 4, 2009

hard of hearing

A person who isn't deaf, but nor are they hearing. Often a hard of hearing person will feel like they have a "foot on both sides of the fence." Many people make the incorrect assumption that a hard of hearing person can hear everything, only less loudly. Group situations are very difficult for hard of hearing people, so many will avoid them.

When you're speaking to a hard of hearing person, you should be facing them, speaking in a clear, even voice, and make sure that you're annunciating your words properly.

by Maura T. January 9, 2009

hearing AIDS

What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.

"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."

by Jack324 November 24, 2007

hear it ring

The biggest fuck you in hockey. When you take a shot and hits the post. The post making a ringing noise when hit. Goalies like the noise though.

I took a shot from the point and it when off the post,I could hear it ring.

by hockeylover April 24, 2009