Headlines

One of the two or three segments on the Tonight Show that's ever worth watching.

And even to watch that, you have to put up with Leno.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Headline

A head of a newspaper story or article usually printed in large type and giving the gist of the story or article that follows

Hey guys,look what the headline says:Serial killer murdered 12 teenagers in one week.

by BlackPohatu December 29, 2016

headliner

An event that is momentous in your life

Guy 1:OMG!! i got my dick sucked for the first time!!

Guy 2: well.. that's a headliner..

by mAGIK bUS April 15, 2005

headline

A short saying, quote, lyrics, etc.. used on MySpace. This saying goes right next to your picture in quotation marks.

MySpace headline:
1) I love Josh!
2) To be or not to be? That is the question!
3) I can't make it on my own.. because my heart is in Ohio!

by oooh_shiny August 14, 2007

headlines headlines fuck it man

A quote by the Choi Hansol. Meaning to fuck shit up and become one of the higher caliber.

Me: What do you want to do tonight?
Choi Hansol: Headlines Headlines fuck it man!

by ingridclifford1995 March 30, 2016

Headline Bulimia

the uncontrollable urge to regurgitate upon reading negative, disgusting headlines in the news.

" read about the Lord of the Flies behavior in Kabul.....Headline Bulimia hit me..."

by watapama September 3, 2009

Headliner

n. A male/female who looks at everything below the head of prospective mates/sex partners to determine attractiveness. The products of a sex-crazed society.

Knobber: Hey bras, check it. Look at the rack on that hobag.
Stan: Dude, her face looks like dog meat.
Knobber: Man, I ain't interested in her for her face. Ouch!! SSsssss.
Stan: Fucking headliner.

by Elbowwalker October 4, 2005