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Haynes

Someone of immense power, unmatchable by anyone else.
"He just beat up 20 people blind-folded"!
"He's Haynes".
by Barry Butcher February 24, 2009
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sam haynes'd

Any one person to be hit in the face with any object exceeding five pounds. Sustain serious injury to face and or other extremities.
person 1- woahh!!! watch out.
person 2- OUCHHHHHHHHHHHH!
person 3- she just got sam haynes'd
by luggie April 8, 2010
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Darren Hayes

(5th May 1972 - )
Former singer, songwriter and frontman of australian pop-rock duo Savage Garden. Famous songs include 'Truly Madly Deeply' 'I Want You' 'To The Moon And Back' 'I Knew I Loved You' and Crash & Burn'. Darren Hayes and Daniel Jones split officially a few years ago after more than 22 million album sales worldwide mainly due to Jones' relectuance to be in the spotlight.

Darren has gone on to record two solo albums: the poptastic and more succesful 'Spin' and the unbelievable critically acclaimed electronic and emotive 'The Tension And The Spark'.

Solo releases have included 'Insatiable' 'Strange Relationship' and 'Pop!ular'.
Hugely famous in his own right in Australia, ownly known as 'that guy from Savage Garden' everywhere else.
This natural blonde is often attracts attention for his dramatic changes in hairstyle and colour and the 'Is he? Isn't he?' question forever raised in gay and straight communities alike.
He has an amazing vocal range - noted for his falsetto, and is unusual in today's music scene as he really holds his own in live perfomance - often working with Willie Williams - stage designer for U2 amongst others.
Crazy Darren fan: "Did you know Darren Hayes is performing in Sydney Opera House this July?"

Accosted stranger on the street: "Who/What now?"

Crazy Darren fan: "Darren Hayes! The amazingly talented singer from Savage Garden!"

Accosted stranger: "Oh, that puff that's always changing his hair! Right...heard his new CD's pretty good actually"
by Lauren Byrne July 28, 2008
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Hayeswall

A Hayeswall is when a Woman on her Period lays on a wall upside down, she then lets the blood from her Vagina pool up until it eventually flows over the sides of the Vagina and into the Womans Mouth, or even into someone elses mouth.
My Gymnastics Teacher wanted me to practice my handstands up against the wall, but I told him no because I had my period. He Said, "Hey Baby, why not try a Hayeswall?" He ripped off my pants and got me to handstand and we had amazing Hayeswall action.
by Bloodlust Hayeswall August 12, 2012
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JR Hayes

The Extreme Vocalist For Pig Destroyer
He Is Not A Man, But Imploding Noise In The Form Of A Man
by SaintJ44 March 26, 2009
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Willie Hayes

Defensive End for the North Central College Cardinals a Division 3 Powerhouse. Is known for his bone crushing hits and super human strength. Some people say earthquake are caused by the earths plates collided but it is actually when Willie Hayes drops his weights while he is Dead Lifting.
Wow, that kid is benching a shit ton, that must be Willie Hayes.
Is that a Tattoo on WIllie Hayes arm, or a weapon of Mass Destruction.
by Stingray A.K.A Big Diesel October 28, 2010
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hayes'd her

a very sleazy guy who defiles women...
pretend like you are a nice guy, get a girl to have sex with you, and then in a swift motion, bend her over and stick your cock and balls in her ass, making her bleed...and then finally you kick her ass out of bed, grab her clothes, throw them out the window, and throw her ass out the door...
by the r nizzle October 7, 2004
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