The Haydn. Can’t spell his own name, his best friends are his rocks. He sings them songs before bed. His hinge profile is legend in the dating world. The best thing about the Haydn is his housemates and her scottish friends. He was nurly cooked by the irish during the famine.
Rocks: “when is Haydn coming home?”
Haydn: “I’ve been here the whole time” (clears throat)
Rocks: (stay silent in excitement)
Haydn: “I will, I will, rock youuuu”🎶
(whacks head against ceiling in time to the queen song)
Rocks: (stay silent in jottiness)
Haydn: “I’ve been here the whole time” (clears throat)
Rocks: (stay silent in excitement)
Haydn: “I will, I will, rock youuuu”🎶
(whacks head against ceiling in time to the queen song)
Rocks: (stay silent in jottiness)
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