Tin Hatter

A totally consumed Conspiracist that is CONSTANTLY trying to convince you that conspiracies are true.

I cant believe all the wild and crazy stories you keep telling me man, I don't want to hear it - your a Tin Hatter.

by Busters March 18, 2010

brown hatter

Pejorative. A male homosexual, so-called due to the propensity of the tip of the male member to become coated with feces during the act of anal intercourse.

Boy George is the king of the brown hatters.

by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

pink hatter

One of the new-found "fans" of the Boston Red Sux who has limited to no knowledge of the game of baseball, and who buys expensive and scarce tickets to the ball game because of the frat-party like atmosphere, and so he or she can brag of their allegiance around the water cooler. The pink hatter is so named because their team apparrel purchases are unconventional in color, and are merely chosen in an attemp to call attention to themselves and their amplified hipster factor. Pink hatters can be found in the ballpark taking the seat of a more interested and less casual fan that was unable to get a ticket.

Did you see the movie Fever Pitch where Drew Barrymore gets hit in the head by a baseball at a game because she is using her lap-top computer? That scene was meant to be humorous, but it made light of the serious problem of the confluence of pink hatters to Fenway Park. Geez, bandwagon fannery has certainly gotten out of control.

by Hipster Hater March 29, 2008

Hatemonger in Chief

Just another one of the nicknames given to the Trumpster for obvious reasons.

There are some who miss the Hatemonger in Chief and they’re working tirelessly to get him back into the American spotlight once again!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

hatter defense

A defense to trolling, most commonly on World of Warcraft forums, that involves saying that the troll "can't stop hiding behind alts and troll on their main." Usually improperly punctuated with poor grammar.

Near perfect execution of the hatter defense:

"Is it because I have what little balls it takes to post on my main, I mean I understand the point of some trolls its either they want some anonymity, which makes no sense seeing how your in a faceless game, or they want to make you mad because you don't know their main and can't bug them"

by KalametyTheRogue April 13, 2010

Hatem

An amazing, determined and genuine person who deserves all the best that the world has to offer...

You could never bicycle through the Great Smokey Mountains, man, only Hatem could do that.

by NooJahBess January 15, 2009

Hattered

When somebody comes up behinde you and pulles your hat over your haed and then kicks you in the nuts.

John hattered jim and Jim cried.

by Omaralcoortia June 21, 2011