haterade

a metaphorical drink that haters sip on.
signs of abuse of haterade are;
1. Cock-blocking
2. Shit talking
3. Playa hating

Ay keep sippin' on your haterade, dumbass hater

by Jersey Kid December 26, 2007

haterbate

(v.) to haterbate. To masturbate while feeling either angry, furious, mad, annoyed, etc.masturbate jack off Cleveland steamer rusty trombone Cincinnati bowtie spider manangry dragon

"I was about to blow my load when she forces me pull out, which made me steaming mad, so I had to haterbate and cum all over her chest."

by mattymills11 December 22, 2008

haterade

a figurative drink to re-energize chronic haters.

She be hatin' on people so much that she had to take haterade in order to continue.

by L.J. Stewart August 8, 2003

hatebate

To sexually please one's self while hating the object of pleasure. The inevitable result of Heidi Pratt's appearance in Playboy.

I'll probably hatebate to Heidi Pratt's appearance in Playboy.

by jagnutz August 8, 2009

Haterade

A typical imaginary drink used to describe when someone is "hating" on someone.It typically comes in 3 flavors. Jealousy, Envy, and Retardation.

"I just got an amazing new car.! Isn't it wonderful?"
"I bet it gets crappy mpg."
"Pff, whatever.Go sip your haterade somewhere else."

by TheTangyZebra October 3, 2008

haterade

Haterade is a drink shared by groups of haters in order to bond over mutual mindless hate. Whereas one would traditionally 'drink the Kool-Aid', haters prefer to 'drink the Haterade'. Haterade is a useful mind-control tool for haters who wish to create more haters and thus spread even more hate.

Hater: Once these people drink the Haterade I'll have an army of haters to do my bidding!

Person One: Have you seen Jen's ring? She got engaged on the weekend and I hear that Ron gave her a perfect 2 carat solitaire! They're really happy together.
Person Two: pffff who is she trying to impress? She'll be divorced in a month anyway. Hope they're not getting married in a church cos I can't see how they're going to fit her giant ass down that narrow little aisle. I'm really surprised she fooled someone into putting a ring on her stumpy little sausage finger.
Person One: Oh, I see... so you've been 'drinking the Haterade'? Must taste pretty bitter.

by meeoowww September 30, 2013

hateabase

A database of things you hate.

My hateabase includes such things as people who answer phones in restaurants, smokers who use the world as their public trash can, and people who don't clean up after their dogs.

by pgib March 31, 2009