A vanilla hatchet refers to the act of a caucasian male punishing feminist behavior by fastening a blade to his erect phallus and slashing the perpetrator in the face with said blade.
Mike's wife was engaging in unruly feminist behavior, so he treated her to his infamous vanilla hatchet.
by Stefo July 27, 2006
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Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.
Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.
by uvu November 19, 2007
Get the batten down the hatches mug.Hatchet boy is an urban legend passed down from generation to generation...hatchet boy is a shadow who holds a hatchet upon his hand, the few that do see him say that he is an unknown figure. He walks about day to day in plain sight, you may even see him walking around in your town, maybe he’s even in the same room as you right now. All those who have died upon his hand have sang the song that summons him called “Hatchet Boy” which I will not write the lyrics of so you don’t summon him. Though you may try yourself to guess the song but you may never succeed.
by HatchetBoy July 26, 2019
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Person #2: Oh no! Was he getting hutched again?!
Person #1: Yeah we were laughing our ass off!
Person #2: Oh no! Was he getting hutched again?!
Person #1: Yeah we were laughing our ass off!
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