Hasslehoff

A nervous wank that emphasizes speed and stealth.
Usually used when trying to aviod parents nearby, guests, teachers and/or classmates.

1. Man, my parents were having a party and i was a horny beast, so i had to hasslehoff my way through the night. Man im sore...
2. Cassidy was wearing a short ass skirt today, so I pulled a hasslehoff durring 2nd period

by I Am a Banana December 18, 2006

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The David Hasslehoff

When you have consumed enough alcohol to have no query's about eating Wendy's hamburgers off a hotel room floor, and subsequently have it taped by your young daughter.

I got so drunk last night I did The David Hasslehoff at the motor inn.

by SatanicEnforcerPatroller September 28, 2007

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hasselhoffer

Just like David Hasselhoff in Bay Watch, a 'Hasselhoffer' is a man who is clearly past their prime and who still believes that they have “got what it takes”. They act in such a way, with the ladies, that they believe that they would still be attracive to you but they would actually makes you cringe.

An older man who annoys you when you look at them on screen, and makes you feel that if they were to “come on to you” or try and chat you up, your flesh would creep.

They think that they are suave, sophisticated, charming but are actually well past their expiry date and are not cool at all!

David Hasselhoff
Pierce Brosnan
William Shatner
Tom Jones
Tom Selleck
Clint Eastwood
Burt Reynolds
Donald Trump

NOT a Hasselhoffer
Jack Nicholson
John Travolta
John Malkovich
Dustin Hoffman
Sean Connery

by Niki & Sue - B-O-A August 5, 2008

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Hasslehoff`d

To get killed by an enemy in the most gayest of fashions.

ie: Unloading a clip from your M4A1 into the back of an enemy's head, only to have him flip around and kill you.

ie: To be killed in mid-air by someone who isn't even aiming at you.

ie: To awp someone in the face thats hiding in the ditch of Dust 2, only to have your shot not register. At that point, the enemy (thats hiding in the ditch) sprays his mp5 and nails you in the head instantly killing you from 200 yards away.

Use outside of Counter-Strike: Standing at the bus stop waiting in the rain, and having the bus drive by at 80 mph through a huge puddle, soaking you wet on your way to a job interview.

When the moron that parks next to you in the parking lot opens his door and dents you.

When you come home from a long day of work, only to find your girlfriend in bed with another man, who just let loose his nut all over your pillow.

How to use in a sentence: "OMFG... if I get HASSELHOFF'D one more time I swear to f'kin god I'm uninstalling CS"

"ROFL.. You just got so Hasselhoff'd!"

"LMAO.. Did you see that amazing Hasselhoff spray?"

Synonyms: Hasselhoffing, Hassel'd, Hasselhoffizm, Mitch Bucanon'd, Michael Knight'd, Hasselfied

by [8]bzr May 13, 2005

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