Hamisexual 

The love of every other race except black people in the opposite sex; specifically no weave.

I'm sorry guys I can't date that black girl, I'm Hamisexual.
That black bitch has a fat ass but since I'm Hamisexual, I would never think to tap that.

Hamisexual by JFlow845 October 13, 2011

hatrosexual 

Any person and/or human being who is sexually attracted to or derives sexual pleasure from headwear.

I saw my brother masturbating to the hat section in CSS. I believe he may be a hatrosexual.

hatrosexual by Geoff Dolphin July 1, 2007

Hartosexual 

A fan of Hannah Hart (creator of My Drunk Kitchen). This term is not gender specific.

"You are such an Hartosexual, and there's nothing wrong with that."
"God, I love MDK. I'm soooo Hartosexual!"

Hartosexual by Sophie Sock-Sorter September 7, 2012

hamsexual 

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.

"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."

hamsexual by Qube February 27, 2005

hatrosexual 

Negative comment, used to rib a person who over-uses the stingy-brim hat fashion statement. The deserving person can be seen constantly adjusting it, looking in mirrors and glancing at window reflections.

Dude, enough with the hat already, don't go hatrosexual on us.

hatrosexual by Player-X July 29, 2011

hasosexual 

A former homosexual

Oh I'm a hasosexual, I used to be gay but I'm not anymore

hasosexual by Anti_You November 30, 2016

Hasexual 

Any person who identifies with the sexuality of Has.

This means that they are physically and sexually attracted to youtuber Has19 and often imagine themselves within deep sexual fantasies with them.

Invalid person: Hey man what you doing standing there
Hasexual: Dude you're invading my thoughts of Has19 choking me and sucking me off

Hasexual by Hasexual April 18, 2022